04-29-2022, 03:46 AM
Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.
Every Low WIS Deserves A Successful Intimidate Check
My friend and I are women in our late-thirties. Both of us have been role-playing since we were kids. My friend is admiring a new line of “mini” gaming figures when the clerk comes over.
Clerk: “Those aren’t really toys or dolls, you know. Those are called mini-figs.”
My Friend: “I know what they’re called. Do you have—”
Clerk: “This is for a new game called D&D, something the young people these days play. Maybe your kids sent you here to get some figs? I can explain it more if it will help. I know these are complicated for older folks to understand.”
My Friend: “I have been playing D&D since before you were BORN. Now, leave before I tell your boss—who is one of my players—that you’re insulting the customers.”
Clerk: *slinks away*
Clerk: “Those aren’t really toys or dolls, you know. Those are called mini-figs.”
My Friend: “I know what they’re called. Do you have—”
Clerk: “This is for a new game called D&D, something the young people these days play. Maybe your kids sent you here to get some figs? I can explain it more if it will help. I know these are complicated for older folks to understand.”
My Friend: “I have been playing D&D since before you were BORN. Now, leave before I tell your boss—who is one of my players—that you’re insulting the customers.”
Clerk: *slinks away*