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What is the Cringiest Character You Ever Played? (/thread-13413.html)What is the Cringiest Character You Ever Played? - DerVVulfman - 02-13-2026
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What is the Cringiest Character You Ever Played?
Okay. This wasn't mine, but its still very cringe.
So I'm a DM for Adventurers League. The organizer asks if I had room for one more player. So... you know... I cautiously agree. Well, then, the organizer brings over a guy in his mid 20s. The dude seems normal enough except the cat ears he's wearing.
I asked the guy what character he wanted to play. So he goes and tells me he's going to play a tabaxi rogue.
I get his character sheet and quickly notice it was dripping with edge; orphan, bloodlust, affinity for blades, wears all black, his name was Xander Bloodclaw.
I thought to myself that ...well, you know... It can't be all that bad, right? So I accepted his character and we started the session.
Luckly, the players were in a tavern so it was easy to introduce the new character. I tell the others that in the dar corners of the tavern they notice a dark creature clad in black clothes.
One of the player decided to approach. The player introduces himself and asks him his name.
Ot was at this point, @#%^ went from normal Edgelord cringe to another level of WHAT THE #$%^ERY that I had never seen! The guy looked the player in the eyes and said in a high pitched, squeaky voice, "Moi naim iz xander bwoodcwaw."
"Moi naim iz xander bwoodcwaw. I iz wooking fow da man who kiwwed my pawents."
Due to either confusion or my brain short circuiting, I fell silent. As we continued with the session, he continued saying very Edgy stuff in owo speak.
Once the session was over, I asked him why he was talking like that.
He told me, "That's how tabaxi speak"
So I'm a DM for Adventurers League. The organizer asks if I had room for one more player. So... you know... I cautiously agree. Well, then, the organizer brings over a guy in his mid 20s. The dude seems normal enough except the cat ears he's wearing.
I asked the guy what character he wanted to play. So he goes and tells me he's going to play a tabaxi rogue.
I get his character sheet and quickly notice it was dripping with edge; orphan, bloodlust, affinity for blades, wears all black, his name was Xander Bloodclaw.
I thought to myself that ...well, you know... It can't be all that bad, right? So I accepted his character and we started the session.
Luckly, the players were in a tavern so it was easy to introduce the new character. I tell the others that in the dar corners of the tavern they notice a dark creature clad in black clothes.
One of the player decided to approach. The player introduces himself and asks him his name.
Ot was at this point, @#%^ went from normal Edgelord cringe to another level of WHAT THE #$%^ERY that I had never seen! The guy looked the player in the eyes and said in a high pitched, squeaky voice, "Moi naim iz xander bwoodcwaw."
"Moi naim iz xander bwoodcwaw. I iz wooking fow da man who kiwwed my pawents."
Due to either confusion or my brain short circuiting, I fell silent. As we continued with the session, he continued saying very Edgy stuff in owo speak.
Once the session was over, I asked him why he was talking like that.
He told me, "That's how tabaxi speak"