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Fort Frag (Maybe)/Scaramanga's Music/Songs - Scaramanga - 10-30-2006 Made Songs Tiger Woods Vs. The Mole 1. One day, playing at the course Tiger woods was on a par 4 he arrived on a shabby horse because his car was poor. He hit a grand shot, past the bunker It landed straight in the hole And he did a dance called "The Funker" and out of the green came a mole. CHORUS And Woodsy and the mole had a bout The legend's horse chewing the hole all because Tiger's ball came out. And Woodsy tried to kill that mole... 2. The Mole ran and the mole jumped Tiger dodging what the mole threw and the horse found a mare he humped Tiger Woods was quick as a shrew The mole went in and out of holes There was a tunnel to each and every green Tiger thought there were more moles The Horse saw the mare with "Prancy Dean" CHORUS 3. One whack with a 9-Iron and the mole was gone The horse fought Prancy dean and won 2-Thousand other moles came onto the lawn and Tiger chased after each one One by one the moles were killed Tiger hitting them with a 2 Wood after Prancy Dean the horse was filled Woodsy danced just like he should. CHORUS And Then He Went Home... darn Horse... He should have taken the Car... Say Hello To Cerberus! 1. Hey, It's Cerberus, The Three-Headed Dog He goes from, hell to Beau's Bog. He'll roast ya with his breath boy it smells it'll cause ya instant death CHORUS Yeah, He's Cerberus Yo, He's Cerberus No, he's not a party clown no, he's not an incubus. 2. His weight is unmatched his fury is too strong and his size, well say, no-one lives to get it wrong When he's at your front door run away and hide in your room he'll find ya when be blows your house and you'll be in a tomb CHORUS 3. Who's gonna kill Cerberus? when he'll kill you first? what's his weak point? is it his thirst? How will he die? slowly? Painfully? one things for sure he'll kill you gainfully! haha ha ha ha ha ha.... Yeah Cerberus! Burn 'em! Yeah! Re-Writes Kung Fu Farting Ooooh-ouchh-errrn-eef (x4) Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they farted with expert timing There were Farting China men from Farting Chinatown They were Pooting when up, they were Pooting when down It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody did their fart For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm fartin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those kids Fart as fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing There were farts from Billy's Chin and little Sammy's Chonghole He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on He took the bow and made a stand, started farting with the hand A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brand new trip Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu Farting, had to be fast as lightning... Can't Munch This Can't Munch this (x2) Can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2) My-my-my-my Food hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mouth to eat and twelve litre Gut It feels good when you know you're down A superyum sandwich from the Bakery And I'm known as such And this is a food uh u can't Munch I told you homeboy u can't munch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't munch this Look in my mouths man u can't munch this You know let me eat the funky food u can't munch this Fresh new pies and cakes You got it like that now you know you wanna eat So move out of your seat And get a pie and catch this bread While it's rollin' hold on munch a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a food uh u can't munch Yo I told you u can't Munch this Why you standing there man u can't Munch this Yo sound the times up Bakery's closed sucker u can't Munch this Give me a Tart or A Slice Making 'em Starve that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Black Hole You talk about a food that's Sweet and Sour bakerrs are sweatin' so pass them a sieve Or an oven to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The Bread hot either cook hard Or you might as well quit That's food because you know U can't munch this (yum-yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2) Break it down (yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum) (x4) Stop Hunger time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So eat your pies in the air Bust through the Bread run your fingers through the cake This is it for a winner Eat to this and you're gonna get Fatter Move slide your Loaf Just for a minute let's all do the Munch Munch Munch Munch yeah U can't Munch this Look man u can't Munch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't munch this Ring the bell Food's back in break it down (yum yum yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-oh-yum) (x4) Stop Hunger time (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2) (yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum) (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) u can't Munch this (x3) (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) break it down (yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum) (x2) Stop Hunger time Every time you see me that Hunger's just so Large I'm dope on the floor and I'm Lord of the Pie Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' food that just don't hit I ate around the world from London to the BAY It's Hunger go Away HHunger my hunger No hammer and the rest can go a-way U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2) U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum) Yeah u can't Munch this I told you u can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum) Too hype can't Munch this Get me outta here u can't Munch this (yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum) Look What You've Done Take my Mop off the wall If it can clean up Baby's Mess 'Cause all that's here is massive Crap Left after little Baby's Nap. CHORUS Oh, look what you've done You've made smell at everyone Oh well, just clean it like slave Until you just go faint, Dave. Give me back my Old Smell 'Cause I just don't like this Smell I can hardly smell your food I'll Just Faint, And That's Not Good Chorus Oh, look what you've done You've made smell at everyone smell at everyone smell at everyone Take my Mop off the wall If it can clean up Baby's Mess 'Cause all that's here is massive Crap Left after little Baby's Nap. Chorus Oh, look what you've done You've made smell at everyone smell at everyone smell at everyone |