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True Lawyer Stories - DerVVulfman - 08-07-2013

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.

True Lawyer Stories


Recently reported in the Massachusettes Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials.
  • "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

  • "The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?"

  • "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

  • "Were you alone or by yourself?"

  • "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

  • "Did he kill you?"

  • "How far apart where the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

  • "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

  • "How many times have you committed suicide?"

  • "She had three children, right?"
    A: Yes
    "How many were boys?
    A: None.
    "Were there any girls?"

  • "You say the stairs whent down to the basement?"
    A: Yes
    "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

  • "Mr Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
    A: I went to Europe, sir.
    "And you took your new wife?"

  • "How was your first marriage terminated?"
    A: By death
    "And by who's death was it terminated?"

  • "Can you describe the individual?
    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
    "Was this a male, or female?"


RE: True Lawyer Stories - Ahzoh - 08-07-2013

"I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check"