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Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - DerVVulfman - 08-22-2013

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.

Eighty-Five Different Ways
to Call Someone Stupid
  1. A few clowns short of a circus
  2. A few fries short of a happy meal
  3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  4. A few beers short of a six-pack
  5. Dumber than a box of hair
  6. A few peas short of a casserole
  7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
  8. Wheel's spinning! Hamster's Dead!
  9. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl
  10. One taco short of a combo plate
  11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
  12. All foam. No beer!
  13. The cheese has slid off his cracker.
  14. Body by Fisher. Brains by Mattel!
  15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
  16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
  18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
  19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
  20. As smart as bait
  21. Chimney's clogged
  22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
  23. Doesn't know too much, but leads the league in nostril hair
  24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
  26. Sweing machine is out of thread
  27. His antenna isn't picking up all the channels
  28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
  29. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
  30. Missing a few buttons on the remote control
  31. No grain in the silo
  32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
  33. Receiver is off the hook
  34. Several nuts short of a full pouch
  35. Skylight leaks
  36. Slinky's kinked
  37. Surfing in Nebrasca
  38. Too mmuch yardage between the goal posts
  39. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
  40. If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage
  41. A few dice short of a full bag.
  42. A few levels short of a dungeon
  43. Carrying an empty easter basket
  44. A dew stats short of a magic user
  45. Helmet's small
  46. Got the dexterity but still can't be an illusionist
  47. Saving under his INT is touch with a 4-sider
  48. Has to be a fighter
  49. A few pips short of a player character.
  50. Ain't no psionist
  51. Great helm needs some padding
  52. Should've been a shopkeeper
  53. A few dice short of a role-player
  54. Only used 2-six siders... and rolled poorly
  55. Bad 2nd roll
  56. At least he's got high strength
  57. A few pips short of an ogre
  58. About as sharp as a sack of wet mice
  59. Immune to illusionists
  60. Lucky this ain't Ars Magica
  61. Makes the Knights of the Dinner Table look brilliant
  62. A player short of a solo game
  63. First time role-playing?
  64. A few orcs short of a war party
  65. Missing a stat
  66. 5 pullets in his six-shooter
  67. Shootin' blanks
  68. Only plays a bodyguard
  69. At least this game has barbarians
  70. Can only communicate with grunts and gestures
  71. No additional languages
  72. Haggles wrong
  73. Can learn 2-4 tricks
  74. Always leads the way
  75. Good at open door rolls
  76. Can't be demi-human
  77. Needs Comprehend Languages for common
  78. Speak with Animals useful as a communication aid
  79. TSR's target audience since 1986
  80. No extra proficiencies
  81. Intellect Devourer attacked him and left starving
  82. Lost a battle witha Mind Flayer
  83. Charm Person good for 3 months
  84. Immune to Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter
  85. Big fan of Xena


RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - yamina-chan - 08-22-2013

I like how some of these are RPG related =)
However, number 74 does not seem to fit the list, for I fail to see a connection to the title ôo

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - cosmickitty - 08-22-2013

Hmm... Maybe has something to do with putting cannon fodder on the front lines

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - Ahzoh - 08-22-2013

(08-22-2013, 11:23 AM)yamina-chan Wrote: I like how some of these are RPG related =)
However, number 74 does not seem to fit the list, for I fail to see a connection to the title ôo


It's cause he's too stupid to not fall for traps, so like in a party he always goes ahead of everyone.

also has something to do with recklessness.

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - DerVVulfman - 08-23-2013

Towards buprettyinpink's and Ahzoh's comments... I figure 'all of the above'.

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - Ahzoh - 08-23-2013

of #85:
since when is liking Xena something stupid people like... it's cheesy, but it can't be that bad?

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - DerVVulfman - 08-24-2013

Yeeeaaah... I was kinda like... :s

On the other hand, I've been using #58 for a couple years now.

RE: Eighty-Five Different Ways to Call Someone Stupid - Ahzoh - 08-24-2013

"About as sharp as a sack of wet mice" this is... very specific... you could also have a sack of mouldy diapers, sack of rancid ranch, sack of dirty socks, theres lotst of things less sharp than wet mice, an why WET mice?