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DON’T EAT SHROOMS (/thread-8277.html)DON’T EAT SHROOMS - DerVVulfman - 04-20-2021
Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.
I got this from a comic about guys playing pen-n-paper RPG games.
DON’T EAT SHROOMS
by Darmort 08/20/2017
by Darmort 08/20/2017
Level 1 Party enters dead wood.
ME: My Druid’s going to look for signs of animals.
GM: Nothing. It’s a dead wood, no signs of life other than the odd mushroom. *passes me a note*. *Mushrooms turn out to be Mushrooms I’ve used before that knock people out for three days.*
ME: Right… okay, I’m leading the way. I’m telling everyone to walk exactly where I walk and don’t touch anything. *At night party makes camp. Three Party Members decide to investigate the mushrooms*
Bender: I’m taking a handful of mushrooms to eat.
Brodie: Me too!
Hilton: Might as well have some food in this place.
Me: FUCK! No!
GM: All three of you fall unconscious.
Me, Seb and Jack: *Shake our heads, then decide to laugh at them*
GM: First night, you’re fine while these guys are still unconscious. Second night, you hear howls.
Me: I hide the unconscious guys.
Seb: I hide.
Jack: I fail my hide…
*Werewolf comes along* *Bites Jack* *Sniffs a mushroom*
Me: I behead the Werewolf while it’s unconscious, then hide the body.
GM: Fine, Werewolf’s dead. Another Werewolf is approaching.
Me: I hide again and pick up some mushrooms?
GM: It finds you, and you can pick up the mushrooms since you recognize them.
Me: Balls. I bluff it and tell it that we found this Werewolf dead here and were burying the body, only my companions were stupid enough to go mushroom picking.
GM: The Werewolf doesn’t believe you, claiming you killed his mate.
Seb: You’re fucked, dude.
Me: No shit… I throw the mushrooms at it. *Rolls dice*
GM: The Werewolf is knocked unconscious.
Me: I behead it and bury it with the other Werewolf.
The GM was an evil git. Werewolves for a Level 1 party…