Hmmm... phobias. I have a few....I hate extremely wide eyes. I remember I was really young watching Ripley's Believe It or Not and a lady held the record for having her eyes bug out the farthest. In cartoons it's cool but in real life its really creepy. Also, I hate things like worms or maggots burrowing in some kind of flesh. The movie The faculty brought this phobia out of me. I had no idea I was scared of the crap until I saw it. Last but not least I can't stand distorted images of faces. Some are funny but most creep me out. This phobia was brought out by the movie "Bones" when snoop dogg was some kind of evil dude. I was just channel surfing and it was on and snoop dogg stuck this guy in his version of "hell". When the guy went in there were these dead people but it was just a bunch of distorted faces meshing into one another. It freaked me out! Might be another reason why I barely watch tv now. Who knows? Anyhoo......this is your local Silne30 signing out.
Any and all bugs. If I spot something in my apartment, I'm awake all night with all the lights on. I always keep shoes near me so I can crush anything I see. I won't hit "Random Article" on Wikipedia in case I get something with pictures of spiders or something.
And I really don't want to look at that "clustered holes" spoiler. If I've learned one lesson from the Internet it's "don't look at things."
Edit: Oh God I shouldn't have looked. That will haunt me the rest of my days. Dear sweet lord. ;_;
(If I tell myself "It's only Photoshop, it's only Photoshop" enough, I might start to believe it...)
I've always had a phobia that someone is in my backseat... then if I forget to check the backseat i spend the whole drive trying to decide if i want to turn around and check or not... if i turn around and there was someone there then what? at least if i don't look i won't see them coming ;)
Quotes
You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
... And then the Prince Knelt Down and tried to put the Glass Slipper on Cinderella's Foot by Judith Viorst
I really didn't notice that he had a funny nose.
And he certainly looked better dressed up in fancy clothes.
He's not nearly as attractive as he seemed the other night.
So I think I'll just pretend that this glass slipper feels too tight.
The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done,
we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change.
So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger,
but in wisdom, understanding and love.
Jennifer Edwards
"The Christian system of Religion is an outrage on common sense" -- Thomas Paine
"The Hocus Pocus phantasy of a God, like another Cerberus, with one body and three heads, had its birth and growth in the blood of thousands and thousands of martyrs." -- Thomas Jefferson
"Reality sucks Thats why I play Hungry Hungry Hippo"
"So... what if i had a siamese penis?"
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
You know, if a mere human was mentally split into three personas like your god he'd be in an insane assylm right?
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
The attack on women's reproductive rights has nothing to do with life and everything to do with trying to put women back in their "place"
"you can always tell what kind a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you" --- Audrey Hepburn
The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. It should transcend personal God and avoid dogma and theology. Covering both the natural and the spiritual, it should be based on a religious sense arising from the experience of all things natural and spiritual as a meaningful unity. Buddhism answers this description. If there is any religion that could cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism. (Albert Einstein)
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