01-12-2012, 10:28 PM
went to a karaoke bar last night. the first song i did had a 2 minute intro. so to keep it from being awkward, i start doing this stand up bit about how the terminator should have gone back to 65 million bc and killed the first mammal to walk on land. then i say he could have made an army of coconut terminators like on gilligan's island. i killed it nonstop until the song started. feelsgoodman