Short Jokes
04-05-2012, 10:07 PM
The same guy goes into the same bar every night. Orders a drink, drinks it, looks at his pocket for a few seconds, orders another drink and so on. Then after 2 hours, he gets up and leaves.
After a week, the bartender asks him what he's doing. He replies:
"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I don't go home until she looks pretty."
After a week, the bartender asks him what he's doing. He replies:
"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I don't go home until she looks pretty."
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