Samven's Writing Lectures

[Kain Nobel]

FF's protagonists, whether male or female, mostly consist of shy prudes and it just irritates the hell out of me, it's unreal! Zidane, King Edgar, Irvine, Snow, I can relate to those guys because they're blunt about their love and sexual interests, but Cloud and Squall are a mind-fuck and I always wished they'd break out of their shells and lay it on the table.

"Hey Cloud, it's just the two of us, let's go play at the Gold Saucer," Tifa/Aeris/Yuffie says.

"...I had a little something else in mind," is how I would approach the situation if I was Cloud lol.

That's how my protagonist is, hopefully people aren't going to mind that he's a bit of a horn dog. Then again, I'm a horn dog too, so...

But that's besides the point! Most IRL war heroes are more like "Hey, I might die tomorrow anyways, so who cares if I catch chlamydia from a foreign girl? If I'm going to die, I'm going out with a bang! Get it, a bang?! Heh..."

Alright, I'm leaving the room, nobody needs Kain to write sexually driven FF fan fics.

BTW good articles, I'll be back next round!