01-26-2013, 05:02 AM
i've been having a box full if bizarre dreams lately. some of them even seem to connect to each other. a bunch take place in a single town, and three others have taken place at a strange mall.
the mall had tons of escalators and moving walkways, and all the stores had signs written in an unintelligible language except for two. Xerox Chic is a store where trendy people all go to buy their identical clothes, and Prehistoric Playhouse is a store that sells dinosaur toys.
the town has a bunch of tall marble buildings, and features a Bigfoot cave, where a single Bigfoot was found. He hangs out with Ted Nugent, who i appointed as the head of Bigfoot conservation. the very next night, the town was descended upon by every republican i despise (rush limbaugh, ann coulter, etc...) and they were attacked and presumably eaten by the Bigfoot High Council because they wanted to hunt the Bigfoots to extinction.
The town has also been attacked by a bell shaped ufo with eight lights, has been visited by Penn Jilette, has marble statues of Phillip J Fry and Zapp Brannigan, two movie theaters, three bridges that go nowhere, a woman who drives a stuntcar up the sides of buildings, the original cast of the lone ranger (who are painted black and white), a missing design journal full of things i can't understand, and a sizeable population of female body builders.
this is all from a collection of dreams that i try to write down as much as i can about when i wake up, all happening within the last year or so.
the mall had tons of escalators and moving walkways, and all the stores had signs written in an unintelligible language except for two. Xerox Chic is a store where trendy people all go to buy their identical clothes, and Prehistoric Playhouse is a store that sells dinosaur toys.
the town has a bunch of tall marble buildings, and features a Bigfoot cave, where a single Bigfoot was found. He hangs out with Ted Nugent, who i appointed as the head of Bigfoot conservation. the very next night, the town was descended upon by every republican i despise (rush limbaugh, ann coulter, etc...) and they were attacked and presumably eaten by the Bigfoot High Council because they wanted to hunt the Bigfoots to extinction.
The town has also been attacked by a bell shaped ufo with eight lights, has been visited by Penn Jilette, has marble statues of Phillip J Fry and Zapp Brannigan, two movie theaters, three bridges that go nowhere, a woman who drives a stuntcar up the sides of buildings, the original cast of the lone ranger (who are painted black and white), a missing design journal full of things i can't understand, and a sizeable population of female body builders.
this is all from a collection of dreams that i try to write down as much as i can about when i wake up, all happening within the last year or so.