01-02-2014, 05:47 AM
Ah, making your own language, that sounds fun!
I was just visiting soundcloud.com right now and my son walks up, "Hey, what'cha doin'? Oh, soundcloud.com, eh? That's cool," then he runs off. The kid comes back five minutes later as I'm eating and he's all "Welcome to soundcloud.com!" At that very moment, as I turn toward him, he rips a nasty fart in my face as I'm chewing my food. When I got up to whoop his ass, I couldn't find him, he just vanished. Ugh, I can still taste it in my mouth, closest thing I can relate it to is headcheese and Fritos.
Right now he's asleep, I'm contemplating farting on his pillow or something.
I was just visiting soundcloud.com right now and my son walks up, "Hey, what'cha doin'? Oh, soundcloud.com, eh? That's cool," then he runs off. The kid comes back five minutes later as I'm eating and he's all "Welcome to soundcloud.com!" At that very moment, as I turn toward him, he rips a nasty fart in my face as I'm chewing my food. When I got up to whoop his ass, I couldn't find him, he just vanished. Ugh, I can still taste it in my mouth, closest thing I can relate it to is headcheese and Fritos.
Right now he's asleep, I'm contemplating farting on his pillow or something.