06-20-2014, 04:51 AM
while shopping, an air freshener slipped out of my hand en route to my cart. i tried to grab it, and accidentally smacked it further, landing in another cart on some bread. the woman gave it back, and i was like "sorry, my mom should have married spiderman instead of my dad, i wouldve held onto it" and she just loses her shit laughing like she aint ever heard a joke before. night. made.