06-30-2014, 04:22 AM
i went to the gay pride parade today and it was pretty fun. i was the lone male escort for 4 straight girls, and two lesbians in the big mean city. we got completely fitshaced, and it was great. it was like carnivale, but without anybody pissing in the street. i saw handjob negotiations, and got beads thrown at me when i yawned. i have no desire to do any rm'ing as long as i can party like this on my days off. i got really screwed last year when my knee injury stole my summer, and i'm having way too much fun to stay inside.