What's on your mind?

[KasperKalamity]

noooooooo the level of excitement i require makes my life incompatible with most indoor activities. i can only really workwork when it's winter and there were two extra months of winter this year. people in arizona were like "brrr it's only 65 outside" while i had to shovel my lawn so my dog wouldn't shit in the kitchen.

EDIT: i was informed today that what i thought were handjob negotiations was actually one gay guy telling another gay guy to go fuck himself. the kalamity herald deeply regrets any confusion in yesterday's edition.