11-03-2014, 02:30 AM
i see that chart of protagonists pretty frequently. they're all 6ft brown haired white guys. but who are games marketed (mostly) to? i think most protagonists are as similar as tey are because we white folk are supposed to relate to them more. when you have women, barrets, angels, children, dragons, etc, they all have a specific function within the story that flows from those differences. if there's no reason for a character to be female or whatever, then they're just the boring generic white guy.
womm: date successful! i asked the costume girl at the haunt out, and we walked around at the mall and talked for a few hours. i get a good feeling from her. i usually go for "weird" girls because im not out just to bang. i have friends that do that, and they're no happier or more fullfilled than i am when im single. weird girls are the best because they're actually capable of appreciating you, as opposed to "just" getting wasted and naked and moving on. my best friend the Muscle Mummy (we're all mummies, it's an old joke) was trying to hook up with another haunt actress, and it just sputtered out because he just wanted to bang.
womm: date successful! i asked the costume girl at the haunt out, and we walked around at the mall and talked for a few hours. i get a good feeling from her. i usually go for "weird" girls because im not out just to bang. i have friends that do that, and they're no happier or more fullfilled than i am when im single. weird girls are the best because they're actually capable of appreciating you, as opposed to "just" getting wasted and naked and moving on. my best friend the Muscle Mummy (we're all mummies, it's an old joke) was trying to hook up with another haunt actress, and it just sputtered out because he just wanted to bang.