What's on your mind?
03-07-2015, 03:10 PM
I'm kind of glad I'm not an obsessive selfie guy. Whenever I take a picture, I think I look like this...
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...but once the flash goes off and I go to preview it, I think I look closer to this...
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No, I don't think I look like Sponge Bob, I'm just using him as an example.
If women had HD megapixel vision instead of standard definition eyeballs, I probably wouldn't be married. Ha, the joke is on my lady, she must be blind as a bat! I mean, I think I'm pretty sexy (and most would probably agree) but, if camera technology is to be believed, the illusion of charm falls apart for me during a close up.
*Runs off and deletes the 100 selfies he's taken with his lady's phone.* :X
...but once the flash goes off and I go to preview it, I think I look closer to this...
No, I don't think I look like Sponge Bob, I'm just using him as an example.
If women had HD megapixel vision instead of standard definition eyeballs, I probably wouldn't be married. Ha, the joke is on my lady, she must be blind as a bat! I mean, I think I'm pretty sexy (and most would probably agree) but, if camera technology is to be believed, the illusion of charm falls apart for me during a close up.
*Runs off and deletes the 100 selfies he's taken with his lady's phone.* :X
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