What's up, Kainers?!

[Kain Nobel]

Thanks everybody! Family is doing well, summer break is a few days away. We'll be traveling to [REDACTED] and having a good time. :)

I'm doing fine with this so called "propaganda campaign" so it's all good. I'm not campaigning tonight though, so I'll just rant a little bit about politics and idiots (it's my new favorite hobby!) Still, if anybody does want to assist, they can PM me and I'll send occasional PMs back which tell ya where to troll! Your political preference and choice of candidate doesn't bother me, even Hillary supporters are welcome; we've gotta push our candidates and parties to think with logic instead of stupid clichés! Even if you personally don't go to the rallies, maybe you'll inspire somebody who does to ask tough questions and deploy my favorite weapon: critical thinking :)

Anyways...

Refugee Rant

Most of my stance is going against these people who see the refugee crisis and approach it with the "save the dolphins" kind of attitude. It's like they hear refugee and they think kittens. Cute, cuddly, loving kittens; their biggest threat is clawing up your couch and puking up a fur ball in the kitchen. They don't care if women drive so long as women don't intentionally run them over while kitty is crossing the street.

I love kittens!


(Somebody, somewhere, is having an allergy attack staring at that photo. I'm sorry.)

Pro-Amnesty Refugee Libtards... These are the same people who hear news and they think "FEAR PORN". No... it's news. It's current events. It kinda sucks. It's a mix of intelligent propaganda and mundane bullshit so it's kinda hard to know what to even take seriously. They're half correct though, some of it is indeed fear porn, big time! We hear so much terrible nonsense on the news that half the population is completely desensitized from it and think it's all a movie happening in an alternate universe.

I'm not even 100% against refugees though! Some of these people I believe are really nice folks in a bad situation, we should be able to do something about it! Unfortunately, I don't have a great suggestion of exactly what that should be. We could ask Kat Williams but he's gone crazy, I don't think he'd know what to do either. Here is a clip of him before he lost his damn mind...



I don't believe the government can figure out the good apples from the bad apples, or a donkey's head from its... poop hole. I also believe they'll let millions in at a time and concentrate them in a single area such as a blue state where nobody carries guns because "only the police and military should carry guns" ™. Heck, the TSA get their panties in a bunch when folks bring toothpaste and baby formula in their luggage, do you really believe DHS and the other alphabet agencies are able to vet these people and exercise critical thinking?

Oh, and Saudi Arabia and George Clooney both aren't going to take them in, so let Merkel handle it! At least the Pope (the Poop) took some in. Eleven. He kissed their feet. That was cute. I'll give him props for that. That's it though, he won't be taking in much more than that. He'll just sit behind his tall walls and lecture everybody that walls are bad and you should let rapefugees walk all over your sovereignty and your citizens.

(The wall is kind of a dumb idea. A fence maybe? A fence, a minefield, a heavily armed group of national guardsmen and some drones? No wall.)

Shifting gears, I do want to talk about...

Libtard Logic : "You're Racist!" Has Become the New "Hitler!"

Ah, I see this a lot now lately.

"I don't trust people who cut off heads and rape folks," a critical thinker may state.

"You're racist," states a dumb libtard SJW.

Another good one...

"Donald Trump == Hitler" states the wild libtard.

I never heard him state anything about Jews or concentration camps.

The Mexican comments could've been stated a little better, that's some bad PR right there! I don't think they're all awful; but I also grew up around the gangs so I know there are some major problems too. Heck, not even all the gang members are violent, some of them are very kind. Some of them will try to cut your throat for looking at them wrong. On the other side of the border though, in Mexico... oh geez.

Trump is an arrogant blowhard though, I'll give you that, without a doubt! Quite possibly a bankrupt, tax dodging grifter who lies about his wealth and doesn't own much of the buildings that bear his name. He has flip flopped a lot, his hair is orange and his fingers are short. Trump University failed.

On the flip side, Hillary is a liar, a grifter a flip flopper, etc. Bernie Sander's wife was in charge of a failed university. We don't have a perfect candidate running, so does it even matter anymore?

It could be worse though, Glenn Beck could be the Republican front runner...



...Or we could have pedo-bear Hassert as the Democratic front runner...



^At least he loves children, right? *GAG*


"Not wanting women drafted in the military is sexist," states the libtard. If they want to volunteer, fine. Draft? No. I don't want my daughter drafted. I don't want the young girl that runs the register at QuikTrip drafted. Aside from that, let the military vote these issues, not the people. When you're serving in the military, you don't live by civilian law and PC arguments and SJW attitudes don't belong.

I have no problems with liberals. Or conservatives. I just can't stand libtards and conservtards.


Pictured: Violent, racist, sexist, homophone Jehadi John. I'm sure he loves children. The only thing we could probably come in agreement with is we both hate libtards. The key difference is I wouldn't cut a libtard's head off or force them to wear a hijab. He's supposedly dead now though so fuck him!


More About Libtard Logic...

These are the kind of folks who would probably let Jimmy Savile babysit their children. They don't exercise judgement because "that's racist" or some shit but I can just tell by looking at the guy... I wouldn't want him around my kids, let alone orphans. It's cool though, he did children programs on the BBC, he's probably not such a bad guy, right? Well, he's dead now so fuck that guy too!



Libtards are the type that watch VICELAND and see MC Bin Laden and think he's cool and trendy. If this guy was a bus driver, they'd probably let him take their kids on a field trip.



To that, I say "Bololawl hahaha!"

...No, it's not really that funny.

Even Bush, a self proclaimed Republican, was a libtard, proving again that both sides do it.



John McCain? Another libtard Republican.



Today's friend is tomorrow's enemy. Then we'll be friends again. At the very least, we can always be frenemies!

Another good quote I've heard somewhere...

"One person's terrorist is another person's freedom fighter."

Indeed.

"Advanced" Military Technology

There is something else though that I've been kind of skeptical about lately, I hear people talk about it and it kinda makes me laugh. The whole notion about "The military has technology that's decades ahead of what we have in the public today." I kinda believe that, I really do, a little bit, but... it's not the kind of technology I'd imagine they should've developed by now. Also, I don't know anybody from the public who has tanks and ICBMs in their backyard. Or a NATO command center in their basement. I digress...

Oh, I'm sure our missile systems are top notch, able for precision targeting with minimal margin of error. Some of the other stuff... eh, same shit, different war. It's kinda like an iPhone 4 to an iPhone 7; incremental upgrades but it really isn't THAT much different and advanced. I have to admit though; Star Wars Angry Birds was a major step up from the usual Angry Birds. I can only imagine what kind of Angry Birds games we have now, OMG! (I haven't checked.)

For instance, why are we still sending soldiers out with automatics and sniper rifles? They're effective but... it doesn't seem like much has changed since WW2. Where are our damn phazer shooters? They don't have something that can just shoot a laser and turn somebody into dust particles yet? We can dream...

HA! Futuristic technology. Maybe they'll make the guns lighter. The bullets will become smaller and more destructive. Being in body armor while traversing the desert will still be awful, but the armor itself will... maybe get lighter and more durable, somehow.

Homing bullets? I do believe they are working on it but... eh, I just don't know anymore. They'll probably be so expensive to develop that only the best of the best will have them (and if you're the best of the best you probably don't need a damn homing bullets.)

Here's one of the 'advanced military robots' that DARPA (or DERPA as I like to call 'em) kept hyping for awhile...

BigDawg



That's kinda cool; a big "dog" robot (I think it looks more like a calf) that you can kick around and make carry your luggage. Military decided it was too loud for their purposes and told DERPA to go back to the drawing board. How much did it cost them? Eh, who gives a shit, let the tax payers foot the bill.



Very well then, moving on...

Moar Robot Army Technology



Capcom is developing Megaman X9. The guys in the video above are the betas to one of the new bosses, Obstacle Cheetah.

Wait, my intern just got back to me. What? Oh, they're not developing Megaman X9? Oh, this is another DERPA invention? My bad...


This is pretty cool though, the fact that they made a bunch of cheetah robots that can run an obstacle track. I have to admit, MIT are some cool cats, I sure the heck don't know how to build one of those. Once the US starts fighting terrorists by the means of staging athletic robot competitions (Terror Robot Olympics?) then they'll have a competitive advantage. Until then... meh.

Brain Chip Implants

"But wait, don't they have brain chip implants they can use to control insects," you ask? "Can't they just upgrade those and capture a real cheetah?"

Don get schmart wit meh boi! Din't yo mutha tell ya not tah ashk stupet kwestions?

Yeah... I don't know. I'm sure PETA wouldn't like that.

Chipped insects is definitely a cute idea though, we could be spying on bin Laden's son using a remote controlled cockroach or something, maybe watch him in the shower and see what he's viewing on Netflix. When Hillary Trump takes office, s/he'll probably neglect to give the kill order despite following him for eight years. Maybe President George Clooney and VP Kardashian will give the order and take credit for getting the job done. :)

Closing Statements



Ah dark humor and sarcasm. It's been a long day at work and I'm off to bed. Catch me next time in my next (f)article titled "GET OFF MAH DAYUM LAWN!" :)