What's up, Kainers?!

[Kain Nobel]

Hope everybody had a great Halloween! I know I am, watching this nightmare of a Hillary campaign implode like the WTC. Let's take a look at the key players and supporters and their status right now.

• Hillary Clinton : Ugh. I don't think she even gets as many rally-goers as Mike Pence. Still not in prison.
  
• Bill Clinton : Can't seem to campaign without somebody yelling "RAPIST!" Probably in hiding now.
  
• Tim Kaine : Cannot draw crowds. Cancelled a recent rally. Will be speaking in Phoenix today... IN SPANISH! Gotta pander to "needy hispanics" (their words, not mine.)
  
• Barack Obama : Campaigning for Clinton and partying with rappers who make songs about date rape and prostitutes.
  
• Michelle Obama : Campaigning for Clinton. Her hypocritical rhetoric is naked as day. Idolizes Beyonce.
  
• Joe Biden : Campaigning for Clinton. Admitted Zionist. Videos show that he may be "Creepy Uncle Joe" when he's around women, especially young girls.
  
• Al Gore : Campaigned with Clinton. Global warming predictions wildly exaggerated. Nobody seems to care about this clown.
  
• Loretta Lynch : Legally obstructing justice and handing out immunity. Pleads 5th Amendment on Iran ransom payment questions.
  
• James Comey : Good cop? Bad cop? Re-opened E-Mail investigation thanks to Anthony Wiener's... issues. Hopefully he'll serve a hot plate of honest and unapologetic justice.
  
• David Brock : Media Matters propagandist. Utilizes "Correct the Record" trolls in online forums. Everybody, including John Podesta, hates him.
  
• Robby Mook : Still shilling. Couldn't debunk Project Veritas, but tried his best.
  
• John Podesta : Russian ties? Alien/UFO stuff? Zero point energy would be nice. Whatever, still shilling.
  
• Neera Tanden : Loyal advisor and propagandist. It's not her fault Clinton campaign is failing; she actually seems like a well rounded professional regardless of my views on her politics.
  
• Cheryl Mills : Lawyer and advisor. She knew of Abedin's extremist ties but covered them up.
  
• Peter Kadzik : Good friends with John Podesta. Department of Justice is putting him in charge of new E-Mail investigation.
  
• Huma Abedin : Hiding, probably contemplating suicide / divorce. 650,000 additional E-Mails discovered.
  
• Anthony Wiener : Allegedly caught sexting jail bait teen. 650,000 additional E-Mails discovered.
  
• Debbie Wasserman Schultz : Resigned from DNC, joined Clinton Campaign. Not appearing much in public.
  
• Amy Dacey : Resigned from DNC after rigged primary WikiLeaks revelations.
  
• Tulsi Gabbard : Resigned from DNC after rigged primary WikiLeaks revelations.
  
• Brad Marshall : Resigned from DNC after rigged primary WikiLeaks revelations.
  
• Luis Miranda : Resigned from DNC after rigged primary WikiLeaks revelations.
  
• Donna Brazile : Stepped down from CNN. Still working for DNC.
  
• Bob Creamer : Stepped down from Democracy Partners after Project Veritas expose.
  
• Scott Foval : Fired from Americans United for Change after Project Veritas expose.
  
• Aaron Black : "Nobody is supposed to really know about me." Now they do after Project Veritas expose.
  
• Brad Woodhouse : Caught organizing foreign donations. Returned money after Project Veritas expose.
  
• Russ Feingold : Caught organizing foreign donations. Returned money after Project Veritas expose. Running for Senate.
  
• Bernie Sanders : Got screwed in primaries. Shilling for Hill, but not very well.
  
• Glen Beck : He's... how does he still have a career? The Blaze will be bankrupt and he'll be applying at McDonalds soon.
  
• Michael Moore : Still fat. Trumpland trailer makes a good Donald Trump ad, but I guess the rest of the work is a Hillary Clinton love letter.
  
• George Clooney : UN Ambassador for Rapefugees, right? Yeah, refugees swarmed his Lake Cumo area and trashed the place.
  
• Amy Schumer : Famous for being a self-proclaimed slutty comic. No longer advertising for Bud Light.
  
• Matt Damon : Plays a gun-toting bad ass but is anti-gun and pro-Hillary. Still making stupid Bourne movies probably. I don't watch them.
  
• Johnny Depp : Triggered by Trump. Likes to punch his lady in the face. God bless Amber Heard, she donated her settlement money to charity.
  
• Miley Cyrus : Was an innocent Disney girl. Now she rides a giant plastic penis while sporting a boyish haircut. Triggered by Trump.
  

These people are like a wild pack of hyenas! Jail the most treasonous of traitors and redistribute their wealth!