What's on your mind?
08-24-2017, 12:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-24-2017, 12:33 AM by lestat3179.
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My advice regarding unwanted callers, based on personal experience and tried and true countermeasures I have developed:
1.)Ask leading questions, such as "What are you wearing right now?"
2.)Make sure to interject the occasional moan into your questions
3.)Heavy breathing is a must
4.)Occasionally mumble statements like "Almost there" and "So close..."
If the unwanted caller persists, don't be afraid to go full on Penthouse with them. Bonus points if they happen to be the same gender, as most of these creatures tend to be highly homophobic. I once had a scam artist in tears through the use of these methods.
As a final thought(Courtesy of Edward A. Crowley): "If power stops and asks why, invoking because, then power is weakness."
1.)Ask leading questions, such as "What are you wearing right now?"
2.)Make sure to interject the occasional moan into your questions
3.)Heavy breathing is a must
4.)Occasionally mumble statements like "Almost there" and "So close..."
If the unwanted caller persists, don't be afraid to go full on Penthouse with them. Bonus points if they happen to be the same gender, as most of these creatures tend to be highly homophobic. I once had a scam artist in tears through the use of these methods.
As a final thought(Courtesy of Edward A. Crowley): "If power stops and asks why, invoking because, then power is weakness."
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