05-01-2020, 01:21 PM
Hello, dear readers of the Destiny of End Rumor-Filled, But-Totally-Legit-Though Gazette!
Today, we've got many scoops for you!
Our first scoop is a confusing one; It's an excerpt from remnants of a scientist's burnt diary. It was found in a burned-down lab that's been closed for about 400 years, according to our source, meaning it's from around the Wartime! They had science back then?! Uhh... I knew that! Anyway, the person's name isn't in the pages, but it was in a lab, and it sounds super sciency, so it is a scientist. Probably.
Here it is:
"Acrid Month, 1100, Day 22
None of the subjects seem to have survived the trials. None except the Original. But he is too fearsome to awaken. Too hard to dispose of. Too impossible to hide. I believe we may have to take a gamble in attempting to dispose of him.
The orders were simple, but frustration and panic have set in for us all. I can't begin to explain how our success was a failure in itself...
The Original will"
That's where the burned page ends. Burnt the end of the sentence and everything. Spooky stuff, this! I wonder what they were up to in this lab? You know, I bet they were doing something with Dragons. Or Behemoths. Yeah, probably a Behemoth. Don't take my word on it, though. I'm just a reporter, not a time traveler!
Or AM I?!
We collectively stopped using "Acrid Month" and switched to "Water Month" after the Wars, so it sounds of the time. Bravo, Anonymous Source! I hope we get more tips from you someday!
On to the next scooperino!
The rebel girl Sheena's a Light Mage, but her magic capabilities are apparently hereditary. Strangely, she's the first of the family in generations to become a Light Mage. The others mastered single or dual elements! I wonder if I have what it takes to become a Light Mage? Probably not. I can't even cast a single spell, not even a basic Healing spell! Lame, right? I know...
On to the next scoop!
This one comes from our Private Investigator! It has something to do with our own Gazette office!
TOMANI, I KNOW IT'S YOU STEALING MY SNACKS EVERY DAY! PLEASE RETURN THEM AND NOBODY HAS TO KNOW. THANK YOU.
That's all for now, dear reader!
Next time, we'll have the promised scoop on MONSTERS!
Our super-sleuths should be returning from the old Harpy Nesting Grounds near the Maffle Mountains and from the Behemoth Fields near Ocu Lake soon... I hope.
Today, we've got many scoops for you!
Our first scoop is a confusing one; It's an excerpt from remnants of a scientist's burnt diary. It was found in a burned-down lab that's been closed for about 400 years, according to our source, meaning it's from around the Wartime! They had science back then?! Uhh... I knew that! Anyway, the person's name isn't in the pages, but it was in a lab, and it sounds super sciency, so it is a scientist. Probably.
Here it is:
"Acrid Month, 1100, Day 22
None of the subjects seem to have survived the trials. None except the Original. But he is too fearsome to awaken. Too hard to dispose of. Too impossible to hide. I believe we may have to take a gamble in attempting to dispose of him.
The orders were simple, but frustration and panic have set in for us all. I can't begin to explain how our success was a failure in itself...
The Original will"
That's where the burned page ends. Burnt the end of the sentence and everything. Spooky stuff, this! I wonder what they were up to in this lab? You know, I bet they were doing something with Dragons. Or Behemoths. Yeah, probably a Behemoth. Don't take my word on it, though. I'm just a reporter, not a time traveler!
Or AM I?!
We collectively stopped using "Acrid Month" and switched to "Water Month" after the Wars, so it sounds of the time. Bravo, Anonymous Source! I hope we get more tips from you someday!
On to the next scooperino!
The rebel girl Sheena's a Light Mage, but her magic capabilities are apparently hereditary. Strangely, she's the first of the family in generations to become a Light Mage. The others mastered single or dual elements! I wonder if I have what it takes to become a Light Mage? Probably not. I can't even cast a single spell, not even a basic Healing spell! Lame, right? I know...
On to the next scoop!
This one comes from our Private Investigator! It has something to do with our own Gazette office!
TOMANI, I KNOW IT'S YOU STEALING MY SNACKS EVERY DAY! PLEASE RETURN THEM AND NOBODY HAS TO KNOW. THANK YOU.
That's all for now, dear reader!
Next time, we'll have the promised scoop on MONSTERS!
Our super-sleuths should be returning from the old Harpy Nesting Grounds near the Maffle Mountains and from the Behemoth Fields near Ocu Lake soon... I hope.