What's on your mind?

[KDC]

A phone call I received yesterday:

ME: Hello?
HIM: Hello, My name is Steve Rogers, and I am calling you because your copy of Microsoft Windows is about to expire.
ME: (pause) You say your name is Steve Rogers?
HIM: Yes?
ME: Steve Rogers. Captain America. And with a Hindu accent....
HIM: >*CLICK*<

I think I had a call similar to that months back, saying that all my Microsoft Keys were about to expire. I just hung up, and I pretty much said this out loud.

"Microsoft Keys don't expire."