10-30-2006, 11:53 AM
Made Songs
Tiger Woods Vs. The Mole
1.
One day, playing at the course
Tiger woods was on a par 4
he arrived on a shabby horse
because his car was poor.
He hit a grand shot, past the bunker
It landed straight in the hole
And he did a dance called "The Funker"
and out of the green came a mole.
CHORUS
And Woodsy and the mole had a bout
The legend's horse chewing the hole
all because Tiger's ball came out.
And Woodsy tried to kill that mole...
2.
The Mole ran and the mole jumped
Tiger dodging what the mole threw
and the horse found a mare he humped
Tiger Woods was quick as a shrew
The mole went in and out of holes
There was a tunnel to each and every green
Tiger thought there were more moles
The Horse saw the mare with "Prancy Dean"
CHORUS
3.
One whack with a 9-Iron and the mole was gone
The horse fought Prancy dean and won
2-Thousand other moles came onto the lawn
and Tiger chased after each one
One by one the moles were killed
Tiger hitting them with a 2 Wood
after Prancy Dean the horse was filled
Woodsy danced just like he should.
CHORUS
And Then He Went Home...
darn Horse...
He should have taken the Car...
Say Hello To Cerberus!
1.
Hey, It's Cerberus,
The Three-Headed Dog
He goes from, hell
to Beau's Bog.
He'll roast ya
with his breath
boy it smells
it'll cause ya instant death
CHORUS
Yeah, He's Cerberus
Yo, He's Cerberus
No, he's not a party clown
no, he's not an incubus.
2.
His weight is unmatched
his fury is too strong
and his size, well say,
no-one lives to get it wrong
When he's at your front door
run away and hide in your room
he'll find ya when be blows your house
and you'll be in a tomb
CHORUS
3.
Who's gonna kill Cerberus?
when he'll kill you first?
what's his weak point?
is it his thirst?
How will he die?
slowly? Painfully?
one things for sure
he'll kill you gainfully!
haha ha ha ha ha ha....
Yeah Cerberus!
Burn 'em!
Yeah!
Re-Writes
Kung Fu Farting
Ooooh-ouchh-errrn-eef (x4)
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they farted with expert timing
There were Farting China men from Farting Chinatown
They were Pooting when up, they were Pooting when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody did their fart
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm fartin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those kids Fart as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing
There were farts from Billy's Chin and little Sammy's Chonghole
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand, started farting with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu Farting, had to be fast as lightning...
Can't Munch This
Can't Munch this (x2)
Can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
My-my-my-my Food hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mouth to eat and twelve litre Gut
It feels good when you know you're down
A superyum sandwich from the Bakery
And I'm known as such
And this is a food uh u can't Munch
I told you homeboy u can't munch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't munch this
Look in my mouths man u can't munch this
You know let me eat the funky food u can't munch this
Fresh new pies and cakes
You got it like that now you know you wanna eat
So move out of your seat
And get a pie and catch this bread
While it's rollin' hold on munch a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a food uh u can't munch
Yo I told you u can't Munch this
Why you standing there man u can't Munch this
Yo sound the times up Bakery's closed sucker u can't Munch this
Give me a Tart or A Slice
Making 'em Starve that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Black Hole
You talk about a food that's Sweet and Sour
bakerrs are sweatin' so pass them a sieve
Or an oven to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The Bread hot either cook hard
Or you might as well quit
That's food because you know
U can't munch this (yum-yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
Break it down
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum) (x4)
Stop Hunger time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So eat your pies in the air
Bust through the Bread run your fingers through the cake
This is it for a winner
Eat to this and you're gonna get Fatter
Move slide your Loaf
Just for a minute let's all do the Munch
Munch Munch Munch yeah
U can't Munch this
Look man u can't Munch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't munch this
Ring the bell Food's back in break it down
(yum yum yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-oh-yum) (x4)
Stop Hunger time
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
(yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum)
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) u can't Munch this (x3)
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) break it down
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum) (x2)
Stop Hunger time
Every time you see me that Hunger's just so Large
I'm dope on the floor and I'm Lord of the Pie
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' food that just don't hit
I ate around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hunger go Away HHunger
my hunger No hammer and the rest can go a-way
U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum)
Yeah u can't Munch this
I told you u can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum)
Too hype can't Munch this
Get me outta here u can't Munch this
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum)
Look What You've Done
Take my Mop off the wall
If it can clean up Baby's Mess
'Cause all that's here is massive Crap
Left after little Baby's Nap.
CHORUS
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
Oh well, just clean it like slave
Until you just go faint, Dave.
Give me back my Old Smell
'Cause I just don't like this Smell
I can hardly smell your food
I'll Just Faint, And That's Not Good
Chorus
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
smell at everyone
smell at everyone
Take my Mop off the wall
If it can clean up Baby's Mess
'Cause all that's here is massive Crap
Left after little Baby's Nap.
Chorus
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
smell at everyone
smell at everyone
Tiger Woods Vs. The Mole
1.
One day, playing at the course
Tiger woods was on a par 4
he arrived on a shabby horse
because his car was poor.
He hit a grand shot, past the bunker
It landed straight in the hole
And he did a dance called "The Funker"
and out of the green came a mole.
CHORUS
And Woodsy and the mole had a bout
The legend's horse chewing the hole
all because Tiger's ball came out.
And Woodsy tried to kill that mole...
2.
The Mole ran and the mole jumped
Tiger dodging what the mole threw
and the horse found a mare he humped
Tiger Woods was quick as a shrew
The mole went in and out of holes
There was a tunnel to each and every green
Tiger thought there were more moles
The Horse saw the mare with "Prancy Dean"
CHORUS
3.
One whack with a 9-Iron and the mole was gone
The horse fought Prancy dean and won
2-Thousand other moles came onto the lawn
and Tiger chased after each one
One by one the moles were killed
Tiger hitting them with a 2 Wood
after Prancy Dean the horse was filled
Woodsy danced just like he should.
CHORUS
And Then He Went Home...
darn Horse...
He should have taken the Car...
Say Hello To Cerberus!
1.
Hey, It's Cerberus,
The Three-Headed Dog
He goes from, hell
to Beau's Bog.
He'll roast ya
with his breath
boy it smells
it'll cause ya instant death
CHORUS
Yeah, He's Cerberus
Yo, He's Cerberus
No, he's not a party clown
no, he's not an incubus.
2.
His weight is unmatched
his fury is too strong
and his size, well say,
no-one lives to get it wrong
When he's at your front door
run away and hide in your room
he'll find ya when be blows your house
and you'll be in a tomb
CHORUS
3.
Who's gonna kill Cerberus?
when he'll kill you first?
what's his weak point?
is it his thirst?
How will he die?
slowly? Painfully?
one things for sure
he'll kill you gainfully!
haha ha ha ha ha ha....
Yeah Cerberus!
Burn 'em!
Yeah!
Re-Writes
Kung Fu Farting
Ooooh-ouchh-errrn-eef (x4)
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they farted with expert timing
There were Farting China men from Farting Chinatown
They were Pooting when up, they were Pooting when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody did their fart
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm fartin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those kids Fart as fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing
There were farts from Billy's Chin and little Sammy's Chonghole
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand, started farting with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they Farted with expert timing
Everybody was Kung Fu Farting, those farts were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu Farting, had to be fast as lightning...
Can't Munch This
Can't Munch this (x2)
Can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
My-my-my-my Food hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mouth to eat and twelve litre Gut
It feels good when you know you're down
A superyum sandwich from the Bakery
And I'm known as such
And this is a food uh u can't Munch
I told you homeboy u can't munch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't munch this
Look in my mouths man u can't munch this
You know let me eat the funky food u can't munch this
Fresh new pies and cakes
You got it like that now you know you wanna eat
So move out of your seat
And get a pie and catch this bread
While it's rollin' hold on munch a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a food uh u can't munch
Yo I told you u can't Munch this
Why you standing there man u can't Munch this
Yo sound the times up Bakery's closed sucker u can't Munch this
Give me a Tart or A Slice
Making 'em Starve that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Black Hole
You talk about a food that's Sweet and Sour
bakerrs are sweatin' so pass them a sieve
Or an oven to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The Bread hot either cook hard
Or you might as well quit
That's food because you know
U can't munch this (yum-yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
Break it down
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum yum-yum) (x4)
Stop Hunger time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So eat your pies in the air
Bust through the Bread run your fingers through the cake
This is it for a winner
Eat to this and you're gonna get Fatter
Move slide your Loaf
Just for a minute let's all do the Munch
Munch Munch Munch yeah
U can't Munch this
Look man u can't Munch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't munch this
Ring the bell Food's back in break it down
(yum yum yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-oh-yum) (x4)
Stop Hunger time
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
(yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum yum-yum)
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) u can't Munch this (x3)
(yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) break it down
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum) (x2)
Stop Hunger time
Every time you see me that Hunger's just so Large
I'm dope on the floor and I'm Lord of the Pie
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' food that just don't hit
I ate around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hunger go Away HHunger
my hunger No hammer and the rest can go a-way
U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum yum yum-yum-yum) (x2)
U can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum)
Yeah u can't Munch this
I told you u can't Munch this (yum-yum yum-yum-yum)
Too hype can't Munch this
Get me outta here u can't Munch this
(yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum)
Look What You've Done
Take my Mop off the wall
If it can clean up Baby's Mess
'Cause all that's here is massive Crap
Left after little Baby's Nap.
CHORUS
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
Oh well, just clean it like slave
Until you just go faint, Dave.
Give me back my Old Smell
'Cause I just don't like this Smell
I can hardly smell your food
I'll Just Faint, And That's Not Good
Chorus
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
smell at everyone
smell at everyone
Take my Mop off the wall
If it can clean up Baby's Mess
'Cause all that's here is massive Crap
Left after little Baby's Nap.
Chorus
Oh, look what you've done
You've made smell at everyone
smell at everyone
smell at everyone