Saddy Night (Game) [NSFW]

[Saddy DS]

Greeting, my name is Saddy DS, and I am new to the forums, but irregardlessly, I'm not letting that bring me down; I'm coming out with my first game.

The style and philosophy of Saddy Night is most likely one that you haven't encountered in your time as a member of save-point and avid gamer. We take "pride" in our approach to the game design, gameplay, and plot of our game, and we are (69%) sure that you will appreciate all aspects of it. In addition to being pretty good, Saddy Night has a unique sense of humor that is most DEFINITELY family friendly as well as incredibly, ingenuitively, and intuitively clever. Nearly all of the music is recorded live for a more authentic and tasteful aesthetic. Similarly, Saddy Night is entirely original content with the occasional inspiration of a fan favorite. Not to mention that our team consists of a few professanal athletes that have dedicated their body, soul, and passion into this conception of a new world of gaming.

Plot:

The year is XXX69, and it's June 9th, which happens to be Alex's birthday - and the date of which Saddy Night occurs in Shattersville every year, and the new Saddy is chosen. When Alex finds himself thrown into the, well, closet, and tries to get out, things get messy. Somehow, Alex has become the most reputable candidate to become the next Saddy, despite the overwhelming competition. Will Alex be able to out spank his rivals? Or is Paul Biondi just too good at playing the Sax? Follow Alex Bob, an innocent, submissive, unsuspecting, aggressive, young, adolescent, jovial teen male through the challenges of coming of age, and the dangers of the big city as he collects allies and rivals alike on the journey of my lifetime.

Screenshots:

http://imgur.com/6xTvc5J

http://imgur.com/a/bdj18

Characters:

Alex Bob: An extremely burly and unfeeling sensitive young adolescent teen boy. He enjoys pondering unanswerable questions and caring for those big enough for him to see. Alex is emotionally and mentally weak, but he makes up as a potent STD donor.

Homie G: A close friend of Alex's. With a flat personality and even flatter face, Homie is an awesome addition to the group. He’s quite the laid-back kid who never listens to anything. Homie's really dumb, but easily practices restraint regardless of his powerful temper. Homie might be stubborn, ignorant, and lazy, but he’s a great help to the team.

Tan Johnson (a.k.a. Spankard): A rival of Alex's, he’s the cool kid on the block, always gambling for money. Apart from ditching school everyday, Tan Johnson likes smoking and vandalizing his neighborhood with neglected homework assignments. He’s a pretty rich guy, and carries all of his money around with him. With a spiteful attitude like him, there’s no doubt why he has such amazing qualities for becoming the next Saddy.


Q & A:

Q. Is Saddy Night age appropriate?
A. Saddy Night has been rated (I) by ESRB (Irregardlessly Inappropriate for all ages). So, yes.

Q. What the hell is a Saddy? 
A. There is a lot of misleading information on the inter-webs, but I assure you that through gameplay you will be sufficiently informed as to what a Saddy is and does. But for now, think of it this way: Saddy lives on 6969 Saddy St, in a house so nice that he wants to invite everyone inside. He's essentially the backbone of Shattersville and runs the city from the... inside? 

Q. Where does Saddy Night take place?
A. We like to think it could take place anywhere, but the game takes place in Shattersville, Sudan.

Q. Is Homie G gay?
A. Well, the G has to stand for something.

Q. So... this is an RPG?
A. Yeah. On a serious note, Saddy Night is a humor based RPG. 

Q. What is the goal in this game?
A. Become the next Saddy! We aspire to foster a gaming environment of true equality in which the players choose their own fate through conscious decisions. In other words... We don't freaking know.

Q. What was the inspiration that drove you guys to make this game?
A. Probably you. Or Donald Trump. Who knows.

Q. When is this game coming out? 
A. I'm pretty sure Saddy Night has already come out to the public, but it's slated for a June 9th release. The year is ambiguous (potentially 2018, on a serious note), just like me.


Miscellanus:

.... Anyhow,

We're really keen on answering any questions, and hearing feedback. Thanks.

[DerVVulfman]

You sure about the rating? I'm thinking "Irregardlessly Inappropriate for all ages" means 'No', not age appropriate.

And I never heard of someone classified as a potential STD doner.

[lestat3179]

And I never heard of someone classified as a potential STD doner.

I have, but you don't want to know about the game in which I heard it in. lol

[DerVVulfman]

Still, RMN is holding a Gay Pride event, right? You may get some more exposure over there too.

Not sure about your choice of battlers though. Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller

[DerVVulfman]

SINCE..... You are viewing (or had viewed) my previous post, a double-post is allowed to bring attention to new content. In this, I am informing you that after viewing the IMGUR content of your game that I'm adding NSFW into the thread title. Posting elsewhere such as RMN, it would be a good ideas using that to keep moderators at bay. 'Kay?

BUT... you may not realize that both Imgurs are showing the same scene at Gordon's. Oops.