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Murder Is Just A Game To Them (/thread-8397.html)Murder Is Just A Game To Them - DerVVulfman - 11-06-2021
Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.
Murder Is Just A Game To Them
I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. We are in the living room and the window is open.
Friend #1: We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.
Friend #2: What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?
Me: That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?
Friend #2: We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food...
Friend #1: *chuckles* Darts, maybe?
At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale-faced and looking quite scared.
Friend #3: Are you… are you guys planning to... *swallows nervously*
Me: *bursts out laughing* We’re playing D&D!
Friend #1: We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.
Friend #2: What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?
Me: That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?
Friend #2: We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food...
Friend #1: *chuckles* Darts, maybe?
At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale-faced and looking quite scared.
Friend #3: Are you… are you guys planning to... *swallows nervously*
Me: *bursts out laughing* We’re playing D&D!