Murder Is Just A Game To Them

[DerVVulfman]

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.

I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.

Unfortunately, no names were attributed.

Murder Is Just A Game To Them

I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends. We are in the living room and the window is open.

Friend #1: We really have to be careful with this one. He’s an important man.

Friend #2: What if we snuck in… that way, and just kinda… stabbed him?

Me: That would leave too much evidence. Poison maybe?

Friend #2: We don’t know enough about his habits to poison him through food...

Friend #1: *chuckles* Darts, maybe?


At this point, there’s a knock at the door. I go to open it and see another friend of ours standing there, pale-faced and looking quite scared.

Friend #3: Are you… are you guys planning to... *swallows nervously*

Me: *bursts out laughing* We’re playing D&D!