11-27-2010, 06:51 PM
Once upon a time, the sky an eagle soars. Santa was coming inside his den of yellow chocolate which couldn't melt because it was under -9000 degrees. Santa had been teaching his elves how to properly make toys that the kids will destroy Christmas, once and for all, so that Star trek can take over, could live on. But then, dinosaurs saw Chuck Norris. They killed him. But Santa is reviving him because otherwise Star Trek would fly spaceships and make Deer-Slays to slay deer with Slayer albums which had been stored within a giant Adolf Hitler's pocket in his favorite