The pointless argument thread

[Jacket]

Whales? Those li'l fuckers with their beady li'l blowholes? They're useless, utterly useless. The only thing they have going for them is a guess spot in a Star Trek movie. Even their coolest member, the orca got bitched. Free Willy did more damage to the whole whale family than Shamu ever garnered.

[Kristovski]

You take that back! Everyone knows that the first Willy did a lot of humanitarian work. Willy 2, on the other hand, was a drug addicted whore. Some even referred to him as the Charlie Sheen of the Sea. Oh, and it's a guest spot, not a guess spot. I actually learned that from a whale.

[Kirito]

I'm with you, I'm saving the whales, I'm doing my damnedest to get em off the endangered species list by collecting the whole set.

[Jacket]

See, this is the problem with kids these days. All it is really, everything needs to be collected. People like you ruined the comic industry by trying to collect them, ruined the art community with mass produced copies, and then - to top it all off - gave birth to collect'em games like Pokemon. Saturating the game industry with copy cats, uninspired addon sequels and -worse of all- gamers who think tough and hard gameplay is not catching a ... umm... insert random monster here because I lack the knowledge to know what's tough to catch.

What happened to the days when kids were happy with what they had? When a cardboard box was a fort. Or a truck. Or whatever else your imagination could come up with. Now it's just proof that your collection is in mint. Bah!

[MetalRenard]

Humbuggery!
Us young people are the future!

[Kristovski]

"You don't take the world from your parents in the past, but borrow it from your children in the future."

The only problem with young people is that their parents aren't willing to beat their kids. I beat my kids almost every day. a swat here, a spank there. They aren't in gangs, but they are in AP classes.

[MetalRenard]

You're all gonna die one day, young or old. Beating a kid won't change that.
(Of course I won't. By then I would have discovered a way to either clone myself to create a never ending life cycle or cellular longevity.)

[Kristovski]

Whatever happened to beating rugs? I think its a lost art form and that cloning has destroyed it