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09-05-2009, 03:04 AM
How Ryuk won the Uno Game
[01:41] <decibel> PK8's afk!
[01:41] <decibel> now's your chance!
[01:41] <Ryuk> no
[01:41] <Ryuk> PK8's a loser
[01:41] <Ryuk> :P
[01:42] <Ryuk> my chance to do what
[01:42] <Ryuk> lol
[01:42] <decibel> hide the cards in here!
[01:42] * decibel opens up a small box
[01:42] <decibel> quick! before he comes back :D
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks the cards into the box
[01:42] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:42] <decibel> Uno!
[01:42] * decibel closes the box
[01:42] * decibel hands Ryuk a WD4 card
[01:42] <Ryuk> ;)
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks it into his deck
[01:43] * decibel hides the box in PK8's microwave
[01:43] <decibel> he'll never find it there :D
[01:43] * decibel turns microwave on
[01:43] <Ryuk> yes, he is afraid of microwaves
[01:43] <decibel> especially when it's on!
[01:43] <Ryuk> :)
[01:43] <Ryuk> he can read everything we just said D:
[01:43] <decibel> lol
[01:43] * Ryuk creates another channel and moves the convo there
[01:44] <Ryuk> lol
[01:44] * Ryuk puts the channel in PK8's microwave
[01:44] <decibel> now let's plant some tripwire so PK8 trips over when he returns
[01:44] * decibel sets microwave on High
[01:44] <Ryuk> genius
[01:44] <Ryuk> also
[01:44] <Ryuk> some tins of paint on top of the door
[01:44] <Ryuk> so when he opens it
[01:45] <Ryuk> SPLAT
[01:45] * decibel sets microwave on 2621 minutes and 44 second
[01:45] * decibel puts tins of paint, bleach, ice blocks, and beer on top of the door
[01:45] <Ryuk> ¬_¬ that'l teach him to win at uno
[01:45] * decibel then plants tripwire and rigged shotgun :D
[01:46] * decibel covers recently dug deep hole just ahead of tripwire
[01:46] <Ryuk> you should make a spike pit as well
[01:46] <Ryuk> FATALITY
[01:46] * decibel uncovers the hole and drops alligators in, then re covered the hole
[01:46] <decibel> :D
[01:46] <Ryuk> i think we are all set
[01:46] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:46] <Ryuk> now we ply the waiting game
[01:46] * decibel makes a spike pit with cheesegrater walls :D
[01:46] <decibel> just in case
[01:47] <Ryuk> lmao
[01:47] <decibel> >:D
[01:47] <Ryuk> im gonna replace the padding in his shoes with tacks
[01:47] <decibel> and i'll put cats in his bathtub
[01:47] <Ryuk> wet cats
[01:47] <decibel> unless it has water in it D:
[01:47] <Ryuk> lol
[01:47] <Ryuk> drain the water
[01:48] <decibel> piranhas work though :D
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes they do
[01:48] <Ryuk> lol
[01:48] * Ryuk sits some sweaty fat guy at PK8's computer
[01:48] * decibel puts confetti throwers in PK8's underwear drawer
[01:49] * decibel plants a live crab in PK8's dinner
[01:49] * Ryuk replaces one of PK8's belts with a snake
[01:49] * decibel exchanges Pk8's glass of water with a glass of sulphuric acid
[01:49] <Ryuk> haha
[01:50] <decibel> going a bit too far with these traps lol
[01:50] * Ryuk replaces PK8's house with a caravan
[01:50] * decibel replaces PK8's caravan wheels with bricks
[01:50] * Ryuk pushes the caravan into a lake
[01:50] * decibel pours sand in PK8's water tub
[01:50] <Ryuk> lol
[01:50] <Ryuk> haha
[01:51] * Ryuk puts a monkey in PK8's bed
[01:51] * decibel puts a lot of fleas on the monkey
[01:52] * Ryuk puts lipstick on the monkey
[01:52] * decibel gives fleas steroids
[01:52] <Ryuk> looks like he has a hot date
[01:52] <decibel> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> ok im running out of ideas here lol
[01:52] <decibel> hm
[01:53] * decibel drops scraps of metal onto PK8's couch
[01:53] * decibel cultures live bacteria on PK8
[01:53] <Ryuk> LOL wow
[01:53] <Ryuk> still going
[01:54] * decibel switches around PK8's different cables in his house
[01:54] * decibel turns on PK8's electric jug
[01:54] * Ryuk swaps PK8's tv with a cardboard box
[01:54] * decibel paints some TV like decorations on the box
[01:55] * decibel replaces PK8's mop with a reverse leaf blower
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol
[01:55] <decibel> i think that should blow leaves out :D
[01:55] <decibel> of the blower!
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol either that or a lot of air
[01:55] * Ryuk swaps PK8's trousers with kilts
[01:56] * decibel changes PK8's fridge temperature to 50 degrees C
[01:56] * Ryuk chuckles
[01:56] <decibel> wow this is actually quite fun :x
[01:56] <Ryuk> haha
[01:56] <Ryuk> in a sad way
[01:56] * decibel unplugs PK8's internet cord
[01:56] * Ryuk puts custard in PK8's shoes, and wheels on the bottoms
[01:56] <decibel> lol
[01:57] * decibel installs Linux on PK8's computer, formatting all his files with it
[01:58] * Ryuk swaps all of PK8's dvds with barney the dinosaur movies
[01:58] * decibel turns the minute hand on PK8's clock counter clockwise 7.394 times
[01:58] * decibel takes out the cotton springs in PK8's mattress and replaces it with concrete
[01:58] * Ryuk replaces PK8's front door with a giant cat flap
[01:59] <Ryuk> LOL
[01:59] <Ryuk> concrete
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <decibel> lol
[01:59] <Ryuk> !unostop
[01:59] <Raeven> Ryuk has stopped IRC-Uno: Type !Uno to begin anew.
[01:59] * Ryuk srops the unogame
[01:59] * decibel writes the exact value of PI on PK8's favorite T-Shirt
[01:59] <PK8> BACK
[01:59] <PK8> shit
[01:59] <decibel> LOL
[01:59] <PK8> T____T
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <Ryuk> hahaha
[01:59] <PK8> damn food...
[01:59] <PK8> why the hell was it so good... D:<
[02:00] <Ryuk> i dunno >:D
[02:00] <decibel> live crab?
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <Ryuk> oh and dont use the tv
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <decibel> lol
[02:00] <PK8> ...
[02:00] <PK8> I was going to win too.
[02:00] <PK8> ;[
[02:00] <PK8> meanie.
[02:00] <decibel> this is going in Chat Quotes
[02:00] <decibel> XD
[02:00] <Ryuk> haha
[02:01] <PK8> green 7. T_T
[02:01] <Ryuk> sorry :<
[02:01] <Ryuk> i was waiting too long
[02:01] <Ryuk> and my and deci had too much fun
[02:01] <decibel> lol
[02:01] <Ryuk> *me
[02:01] <Ryuk> back in a few
[01:41] <decibel> now's your chance!
[01:41] <Ryuk> no
[01:41] <Ryuk> PK8's a loser
[01:41] <Ryuk> :P
[01:42] <Ryuk> my chance to do what
[01:42] <Ryuk> lol
[01:42] <decibel> hide the cards in here!
[01:42] * decibel opens up a small box
[01:42] <decibel> quick! before he comes back :D
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks the cards into the box
[01:42] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:42] <decibel> Uno!
[01:42] * decibel closes the box
[01:42] * decibel hands Ryuk a WD4 card
[01:42] <Ryuk> ;)
[01:42] * Ryuk sneaks it into his deck
[01:43] * decibel hides the box in PK8's microwave
[01:43] <decibel> he'll never find it there :D
[01:43] * decibel turns microwave on
[01:43] <Ryuk> yes, he is afraid of microwaves
[01:43] <decibel> especially when it's on!
[01:43] <Ryuk> :)
[01:43] <Ryuk> he can read everything we just said D:
[01:43] <decibel> lol
[01:43] * Ryuk creates another channel and moves the convo there
[01:44] <Ryuk> lol
[01:44] * Ryuk puts the channel in PK8's microwave
[01:44] <decibel> now let's plant some tripwire so PK8 trips over when he returns
[01:44] * decibel sets microwave on High
[01:44] <Ryuk> genius
[01:44] <Ryuk> also
[01:44] <Ryuk> some tins of paint on top of the door
[01:44] <Ryuk> so when he opens it
[01:45] <Ryuk> SPLAT
[01:45] * decibel sets microwave on 2621 minutes and 44 second
[01:45] * decibel puts tins of paint, bleach, ice blocks, and beer on top of the door
[01:45] <Ryuk> ¬_¬ that'l teach him to win at uno
[01:45] * decibel then plants tripwire and rigged shotgun :D
[01:46] * decibel covers recently dug deep hole just ahead of tripwire
[01:46] <Ryuk> you should make a spike pit as well
[01:46] <Ryuk> FATALITY
[01:46] * decibel uncovers the hole and drops alligators in, then re covered the hole
[01:46] <decibel> :D
[01:46] <Ryuk> i think we are all set
[01:46] <Ryuk> >:D
[01:46] <Ryuk> now we ply the waiting game
[01:46] * decibel makes a spike pit with cheesegrater walls :D
[01:46] <decibel> just in case
[01:47] <Ryuk> lmao
[01:47] <decibel> >:D
[01:47] <Ryuk> im gonna replace the padding in his shoes with tacks
[01:47] <decibel> and i'll put cats in his bathtub
[01:47] <Ryuk> wet cats
[01:47] <decibel> unless it has water in it D:
[01:47] <Ryuk> lol
[01:47] <Ryuk> drain the water
[01:48] <decibel> piranhas work though :D
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes
[01:48] <Ryuk> yes they do
[01:48] <Ryuk> lol
[01:48] * Ryuk sits some sweaty fat guy at PK8's computer
[01:48] * decibel puts confetti throwers in PK8's underwear drawer
[01:49] * decibel plants a live crab in PK8's dinner
[01:49] * Ryuk replaces one of PK8's belts with a snake
[01:49] * decibel exchanges Pk8's glass of water with a glass of sulphuric acid
[01:49] <Ryuk> haha
[01:50] <decibel> going a bit too far with these traps lol
[01:50] * Ryuk replaces PK8's house with a caravan
[01:50] * decibel replaces PK8's caravan wheels with bricks
[01:50] * Ryuk pushes the caravan into a lake
[01:50] * decibel pours sand in PK8's water tub
[01:50] <Ryuk> lol
[01:50] <Ryuk> haha
[01:51] * Ryuk puts a monkey in PK8's bed
[01:51] * decibel puts a lot of fleas on the monkey
[01:52] * Ryuk puts lipstick on the monkey
[01:52] * decibel gives fleas steroids
[01:52] <Ryuk> looks like he has a hot date
[01:52] <decibel> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> lol
[01:52] <Ryuk> ok im running out of ideas here lol
[01:52] <decibel> hm
[01:53] * decibel drops scraps of metal onto PK8's couch
[01:53] * decibel cultures live bacteria on PK8
[01:53] <Ryuk> LOL wow
[01:53] <Ryuk> still going
[01:54] * decibel switches around PK8's different cables in his house
[01:54] * decibel turns on PK8's electric jug
[01:54] * Ryuk swaps PK8's tv with a cardboard box
[01:54] * decibel paints some TV like decorations on the box
[01:55] * decibel replaces PK8's mop with a reverse leaf blower
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol
[01:55] <decibel> i think that should blow leaves out :D
[01:55] <decibel> of the blower!
[01:55] <Ryuk> lol either that or a lot of air
[01:55] * Ryuk swaps PK8's trousers with kilts
[01:56] * decibel changes PK8's fridge temperature to 50 degrees C
[01:56] * Ryuk chuckles
[01:56] <decibel> wow this is actually quite fun :x
[01:56] <Ryuk> haha
[01:56] <Ryuk> in a sad way
[01:56] * decibel unplugs PK8's internet cord
[01:56] * Ryuk puts custard in PK8's shoes, and wheels on the bottoms
[01:56] <decibel> lol
[01:57] * decibel installs Linux on PK8's computer, formatting all his files with it
[01:58] * Ryuk swaps all of PK8's dvds with barney the dinosaur movies
[01:58] * decibel turns the minute hand on PK8's clock counter clockwise 7.394 times
[01:58] * decibel takes out the cotton springs in PK8's mattress and replaces it with concrete
[01:58] * Ryuk replaces PK8's front door with a giant cat flap
[01:59] <Ryuk> LOL
[01:59] <Ryuk> concrete
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <decibel> lol
[01:59] <Ryuk> !unostop
[01:59] <Raeven> Ryuk has stopped IRC-Uno: Type !Uno to begin anew.
[01:59] * Ryuk srops the unogame
[01:59] * decibel writes the exact value of PI on PK8's favorite T-Shirt
[01:59] <PK8> BACK
[01:59] <PK8> shit
[01:59] <decibel> LOL
[01:59] <PK8> T____T
[01:59] <Ryuk> nice
[01:59] <Ryuk> hahaha
[01:59] <PK8> damn food...
[01:59] <PK8> why the hell was it so good... D:<
[02:00] <Ryuk> i dunno >:D
[02:00] <decibel> live crab?
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <Ryuk> oh and dont use the tv
[02:00] <Ryuk> lol
[02:00] <decibel> lol
[02:00] <PK8> ...
[02:00] <PK8> I was going to win too.
[02:00] <PK8> ;[
[02:00] <PK8> meanie.
[02:00] <decibel> this is going in Chat Quotes
[02:00] <decibel> XD
[02:00] <Ryuk> haha
[02:01] <PK8> green 7. T_T
[02:01] <Ryuk> sorry :<
[02:01] <Ryuk> i was waiting too long
[02:01] <Ryuk> and my and deci had too much fun
[02:01] <decibel> lol
[02:01] <Ryuk> *me
[02:01] <Ryuk> back in a few
