Chat Quotes II

[PK8]

Welcome to the second chat quotes thread! Just post anything that occurred in RMVXP, within reason, please. For those wondering as to how to get to the chat, just click the Chat link on our navbar, or if you have an IRC client of your own, go to irc.chatspike.net and find us at #RMVXP.

I'll start.

[20:53] * Ryuk dry humps bloopie
[20:53] <Bloopie-Star> OHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~

[rm-rf]

[18:42] * Duk3j0n3s pulls out green flute
[18:42] <Duk3j0n3s> Apologize right now
[18:42] <Duk3j0n3s> Or I'm calling out the green megazord
[18:42] <fgsfds> D:
[18:42] * Duk3j0n3s puts lips to flute
[18:42] * rm-rf doesnt apologise
[18:42] <~PK8|Stuff> [13:42] * Duk3j0n3s puts lips to flute
[18:42] <fgsfds> GET THE FLUTE!
[18:42] * ~PK8|Stuff has mental pictures in his head
[18:42] <~PK8|Stuff> SKINFLUTE.
[18:42] * Duk3j0n3s blows first note
[18:42] * @EJlol appears
[18:42] <rm-rf> PULSATING SKINFLUTE
[18:43] <~PK8|Stuff> lmfao
[18:43] <fgsfds> D:
[18:43] * Duk3j0n3s looks at EJ
[18:43] <fgsfds> LMFAO!!
[18:43] <fgsfds> Epic!
[18:43] <Duk3j0n3s> What an awkward time to come back EJ
[18:43] * @EJlol kicks rm-rf
[18:43] <Duk3j0n3s> HA HA HA HA HA
[18:43] * rm-rf dies
[18:43] <~PK8|Stuff> [13:42] * Duk3j0n3s blows first note [13:42] * @EJlol appears
[18:43] <~PK8|Stuff> EJ's a snake!
[18:43] <~PK8|Stuff> Tame him by blowing that flute
[18:43] * Duk3j0n3s blows hard
[18:43] <Duk3j0n3s> Woah...
[18:43] <Duk3j0n3s> Oops
[18:43] <fgsfds> :o

[duk3j0n3s]

I hate you...

[rm-rf]

^ I love you...

[05:01] <~PK8> oh holy shit, someone posted a hot picture of herself
[05:01] <~PK8> a friend of mine
[05:01] <rm-rf> link
[05:01] <~PK8> and this is one of those times where I wish I can fap.
[05:01] <rm-rf> you cant fap?
[05:01] <Venus> i thought you said:
[05:01] <~PK8> but I decided I'm waiting till I'm 21
[05:01] <Venus> <PK8>: oh holy shit, someone posted a hot picture of himself
[05:01] <rm-rf> you got no hands?
[05:01] <rm-rf> no dicks?
[05:01] <rm-rf> LOL
[05:01] <~PK8> once I'm 21, I'll probably start fapping.

The admin of RMVXP.com loves teletubbies confirmed

[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> Tinkywinky
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> Dipsy
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> Lala
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> Po
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> :O
[06:42] <rm-rf> :x
[06:42] <fgsfds> ....
[06:42] <Hybrida> omg you know their names
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> I used to watch it when I was a kid ;[
[06:42] <rm-rf> its confirmed
[06:42] <fgsfds> Creepy..
[06:42] <fgsfds> Anyways
[06:42] <rm-rf> pk8 likes to watch teletubbies
[06:42] <rm-rf> to this very day
[06:42] <fgsfds> True
[06:42] <~EdgeAndPearl> oh come on!
[06:43] * &DerVVulfman slowly backs away...

[PK8]

That second quote is so out of context. ;[

[01:40] <rm-rf> yeah
[01:41] <rm-rf> o, the sun's coming up :o
[01:41] <rm-rf> can see it outside
[01:41] <rm-rf> lol
[01:41] <~EdgeAndPearl> Eh-Oh!
[01:41] <rm-rf> get out
[01:41] <rm-rf> :(
[01:41] <rm-rf> i hate teletubbies
[01:41] <rm-rf> with passion
[01:41] <Hybrida> Ho-oh

[DerVVulfman]

<KDawg08> Another question for ya VVulf
<KDawg08> sry had an emergency bathroom run.
<Hsia_Nu> im just baffled why there isnt a anti-trust lawsuit being filed against apple
<DerVVulfman> I don't do plumbing!!!!!

[DerVVulfman]

<Venus> forgot about that rofl
<Hybrida> funny
<Venus> where'd it cut off?
<rm-rf|film> 5th line
<Venus> humm just a sex
<Venus> *sec
<Lt_FOX> lol.
<Venus> shit i hate that typo

[G.I. Toez]

I AM GI_DOX

<Venus> I see what your doing thar PK8 ;D
<PK8|Stuff> wut D:
<Venus> X3
<Venus> huh
<GI_Dox> no u
<GI_Dox> the rmvxp thing
<GI_Dox> me and my wife r on there
<PK8|Stuff> rmvxp facebook page ;_;
<PK8|Stuff> CREEP.
<Venus> aren't you stealing his wife via facebook? because i thought thats what was happening... :(
<Venus> ohhhh
<Venus> I see now
<Venus> XD
<GI_Dox> WHAT?
* GI_Dox grabs his M4
<PK8|Stuff> :x
<PK8|Stuff> noes.
<GI_Dox> time to go hunting
<GI_Dox> come here PK8
<PK8|Stuff> no huntins
* Venus smiles sadistically.
<PK8|Stuff> I was hunted by Derv and Kalie ;_;
* GI_Dox flips the M4 to 3 round burst
* Venus loads rifle
<GI_Dox> stealing my preggo wife are we?
<Venus> I wonder where I should aim this thing
* Adalwulf loads his boomstick
<PK8|Stuff> im not stealin wifes D:
* Venus points to pk8
<Adalwulf> Killing Floor times
<Venus> mind if i try this on your head? ^_^ pwetty plz
* GI_Dox aims for pk8's 3rd leg
<GI_Dox> Ill teach you
<PK8|Stuff> wait, did deek give you a phone call yet?
<PK8|Stuff> NOT MY COCK.
<Venus> owwwuch XD
<Venus> oh that reminds me
<PK8|Stuff> I HATE YOU VENUS
* PK8|Stuff runs
<Venus> i had a dream two nights ago
* GI_Dox fires widly into the direction of pk8
<GI_Dox> come back here!!!
* GI_Dox sets up his portable Wife Stealing Seeking Rocket Propelled Gernade
<Venus> uhhh the rest might be too scary for you ^^
<GI_Dox> WSSRPG for short
<Venus> but the burnt bit went inside
<GI_Dox> shit the stuff i have seen in real life might scare u
<Adalwulf> need to add a U so it's a WUSSRPG

<PK8|Stuff> venus is lyins im not stealin wifes D:
<PK8|Stuff> LIES.
<GI_Dox> what u think your to good for my wife?
<Venus> hehehe, i'll leave this scadelous convo for later. i'm going to play my newly bought pokemon heartgold
<PK8|Stuff> [15:29] <PK8|Stuff> venus is lyins im stealin wifes D:
<PK8|Stuff> hahahahahahahaha u are stealin wifes
<GI_Dox> your to good to steal my wife is that it?
<GI_Dox> she aint good enough for you
<PK8|Stuff> is that a trick question? D:


<GI_Dox> i see i gotcha
<GI_Dox> so a trick question is if a faggot was on your back would u beat him off
<PK8|Stuff> wait, wait, how do I get around the trick question?
<PK8|Stuff> ...nice one. :x
<GI_Dox> so would ya?
<Venus> huhuhuhu~ (this is good)
<Venus> (i'm such a troublemaker)
<PK8|Stuff> hmm... if a faggot was on my back, I'd drop myself on the floor?
<Venus> well cu
<PK8|Stuff> hopefully hurting him as my back and his body crashes to the ground?
<GI_Dox> he is either a Wife stealing SOB or he thinks my wife aint good enough for him
<Venus> GI_Dox, update me if you kill punk
<Venus> ^^
<GI_Dox> which si it
<GI_Dox> will do
<PK8|Stuff> D:
<PK8|Stuff> wait, how do I get around this trick question? D:
<GI_Dox> not a trick question
<GI_Dox> what is it?
<Venus> say "NO U"
* GI_Dox Grabs his M4
<Venus> i think that one always works
<PK8|Stuff> no u? :3
<Venus> loooooool
<Venus> kitty
<PK8|Stuff> but why ask if his wife isn't good enough for me?
<PK8|Stuff> I'M CONFUSED @_@

<Adalwulf> Do note
<Adalwulf> Kurisu is afraid of crabs
<PK8|Stuff> Crabs down there?
<PK8|Stuff> Enemy crabs?
<PK8|Stuff> CRAB BATTLE.

[Kirito]

more quotes from IRC

<Hybrida> you're a hybrid?
<DerVVulfman> Small smidgeon... but part mongolian
<Hybrida> oh
<Queue> Ohhh
<DerVVulfman> DerVVulf is a Mutt in truth
<Hybrida> :D
<Queue> They've actually labelled the templates in a readable manner now.
* DeM0nFiRe has joined #rmvxp
<Xenres> Hybrida, he is multi-racial, which is not the same as a hybrid - multi-genus -.
<DeM0nFiRe> Sweet no staff
<DerVVulfman> :P Great
<DerVVulfman> He's Washu
<DeM0nFiRe> I am going on a rampage
* DeM0nFiRe pulls the splitting high tension wires down
<Hybrida> Hybrid means half something else btw
<Hybrida> Study harder next time
<Xenres> Who is Washuu ( I'm almost certain that is who you meant by Washu, despite your mispelling of her name ).
* DeM0nFiRe picks up a bus and he puts it back down as he wades through the buildings towards the center of down
<Xenres> Yes, but since all races are in the same subspecies of hominid, they aren't really something else, they are merely differently pigmented.
<DerVVulfman> Washu = Washuu / Ayeka = Aeka / etc. Depends on the media you purchased.
<DeM0nFiRe> Anyne get the refernce?
<DeM0nFiRe> reference*
<Xenres> Yes, I understand the reference.
<Hybrida> =P
<DeM0nFiRe> You guys don't know the song?
<DeM0nFiRe> Oh no! He's got to go! Go, go, Godzilla!
<Xenres> Anyway, calling him a hybrid is the same as calling some races of homo sapiens sapiens ( modern human ) less evolved than others. This is simply not true, and is really mythical construct by those who have issues with people not of their own race.
* Hybrida scoffs
<Hybrida> LOL
* Xenres doubts that Hybrida understands what a scoff is.
<Hybrida> Wow someone is mad
<Hybrida> it's okay
<DeM0nFiRe> Who's mad?
<Xenres> Oh, yes, the legendary internet troll.
<Hybrida> how.
<Hybrida> ?
<Xenres> If he can make me angry, which was the inference by his "somebodies mad" claim, then somehow, that makes him better than me.
<Hybrida> all you're doing is making assumptions and stating things that make no logical sense.
<Hybrida> Shhh while you're ahead
<Xenres> They most certainly make logical sense from my standpoint. It is not any fault of my own that 90% of all communication is lost by this text only medium of IRC.
<Xenres> Like any intelligent human, I must make some assumptions in order to attempt to gauge the tone of your communicative response.
<Hybrida> you're at that phase where you read books now, and learning new words
<Xenres> Also, as far as anyone being "ahead" or not, is totally irrelevant.
<Hybrida> it will blow over.
<Xenres> Perhaps you should read some books.
<Xenres> I don't know what you are expecting to blow over, I am merely making light conversation.
<Hybrida> I read a lot to master nuclear and quantum physics
<Xenres> By your use of vernacular, I highly doubt this. But if you do, good for you, it is not of my concern.
<Queue> All he needs is a stereotyped british accent
>DerVVulfman< he thinks I'm getting worked up, when in fact, I'm actually just messing with him.
<DeM0nFiRe> Are you talking about Godzilla?
<Queue> fwhahhaa
<Xenres> No, I am not, DerVVulfman was.
<Hybrida> http://www.fpl.com/environment/nuclear/a...oint.shtml my job
<Hybrida> pays great
<Xenres> I hope you do not expect me to take your word for it.
<DeM0nFiRe> Hybrida: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-s...6007_n.jpg
<DerVVulfman> Wha? Who was talking about Godzilla??
<Hybrida> XD
<DeM0nFiRe> Me :D
<DerVVulfman> I made a Tenchi Muyo reference.
<DeM0nFiRe> lol DerVVulfman I was just kidding :P
* DerVVulfman is still chatting with the other guy who's place got DDos-ed.
<Xenres> Also, you seem to have forgotten where I said that it is none of my concern. Perhaps I should word it more at your level of intelligence: I don't care.
<DeM0nFiRe> Nice
<DeM0nFiRe> Which place?
<DerVVulfman> The JCink.Com forum service
<Hybrida> Good for you you poor soul
<Hybrida> Good luck in life
<DeM0nFiRe> lmao Hybrida is talking to Xenres but I have Xenres ignored so it looks like Hyrbida is losing an argument with himself
<Xenres> Hybrida, thank you for your well wishing.
<Hybrida> Remember trolls dont state the same facts for 3+ years without fucking up
<Hybrida> what im saying is true
<Xenres> That really depends on the troll and his ability to record what has been said. If you keep a lie simple enough, it is simple to recite on demand.
<Hybrida> lol simple
<Xenres> Anyway, I merely doubt your statements, I did not declare them to be false.
<Xenres> If they are true, does it really matter what I believe?
<Hybrida> no
<Xenres> Then I ask you, why do you seem to be getting so worked up over something so trivial.
<Hybrida> back at ya
<Xenres> I'm not getting worked up, I am actually finding our back and forth babble amusing.
<Hybrida> Im an egomaniac
<Hybrida> duhhh
<Hybrida> Its all about me
<Hybrida> it's* <--lol
<Xenres> Acceptance is the first step to overcoming the problem.
<Hybrida> ME > YOU
<Hybrida> you know why?
<Xenres> I don't really care
<Hybrida> because im HYBRIDA
<DeM0nFiRe> lmao hyrbida you are an epic troll man lol
<Hybrida> and you are not
<Xenres> As you are a self-admitted egomaniac, I find your reasoning rather weak.
<Hybrida> good for you
<Hybrida> yay
<Hybrida> ....

[Hybrida]

Yeah and I stand by all my statements. I can care less about with inferiors think of me or say about me. Don't be so sensitive to my knowledge and money superiority.

(I'm pretty sure the weaklings are gonna be oversensitive to this statement too. Don't start nothing won't be nothing.)