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Marauding monkeys attack lab technician and steal Covid-19 tests

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05...echnician/
Monkeys have become BIOTERRORISTS!?
How the hell do Indian authorities let animals grab samples in the first place!?

Monkeys can contract Covid-19 and then infect humans in turn, according to scientists.

Say what!? And still, they didn't improve their security measures to prevent this kind of robberies!?

Others saw the funny side of the monkey attack, with the incident coming days after the Indian authorities detained a pigeon in Jammu & Kashmir on suspicion of spying for Pakistan.
“The nation wants to know if Pakistan has sent those monkeys to steal coronavirus samples,” joked one user on Twitter. “These are highly trained monkeys and very intelligent monkeys.”

Really? Pigeons are Pakistinani spies now!? How clever those Indian authorities are indeed!
Yeah, I know! Russia uses beluga whales but you can't compare them with pigeons, can you?

Now I gotta ask you this, is this a new installment of 12 Monkeys or Planet of the Apes?

Twin Cities simmer as rioters ignore curfews imposed to prevent destruction
https://www.foxnews.com/us/twin-cities-s...estruction

Following a black American's death, rioters can't stop wreaking havoc in Minneapolis.

Trump announces US ‘terminating’ relationship with WHO

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-u...p-with-who
They reported WHO failed to enact reforms in the face of concerns over its handling of the coronavirus pandemic and its excessively pro-China bias. Now the funds will be redirected to other urgent global public health needs.