You know you've played too many video games when...

[Charlie Fleed]

...your walks in the park last for an average of three days because you stop and talk to every single person on your way looking for sidequests.

[Rusty]

When you start to search reset button everytime i do something wrong

[Kristovski]

You know you've played too many games when....
- you start stomping on the backs of the tortoises in the zoo for taking the princess.
- you eat eat every green and red mushroom you stumble upon, only to toss purple ones back into the cow pasture.
- every morning you wake up to the sound of birds, but only for 2 seconds.
- you wonder why your dog didn't magically appear inside after you let him out to pee and went to bed.
- you walk through parking lot and just take cars to get to the next parking lot.

[Hyetal]

...when it's beginning to have an adverse affect on your lifestyle and self-esteem. O_o

[Kread-EX]

When you're absolutely certain that you won't die if you're slashed with a sword.

[TheRPGPlayer]

When you punch a brick and wonder why coins aren't coming out.
When you use the key to your house as a sword.
When you barge into random people's houses and take all their stuff.

[Kread-EX]

When you perform the fanfare after punching someone.

[Launian]

When you babble random combinations of letters in order to magically get free money, a girlfriend or an iPod...

[Guest]

When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you look for is "Continue".
When you wear a cape to a costume party but try to fly there.
When you answer the phone "It's-a me!"
When you refuse to date someone because the first they won't use FF7's battle theme as a ringtone for you.

[Agckuu_Coceg]

... When you want to deal with complex cases, you're trying to save in the first place, to load from this point, if you have something does not come out ...
... When you think that one little bottle of elixir helps relieve you from all the diseases that you have, up to curvature of the spine ...
... When you start the problem, you're trying to find the guides or the passage of it...
... When you think that the best way to negotiate with the enemy - it is a fight and kill him ...
... When you meet with a closed door, you're trying to hack it with hairpin ...