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 Video games have corrupted me... again. D:
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Alright, let's parody how people claim that video games can teach you how to do things... such as how First Person Shooters can teach you how to shoot a gun. Laughing + Tongue sticking out

Example: "I learned how to wrestle through playing Smackdown vs. Raw!"

Infamous has me playing an everyman... who developed powers based around electricity. With the power of electricity, I will be able to climb walls, fall from great heights unscathed and unbroken, and finally... I get to heal people with my powers without the need of useless technology. D:
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Babyz has taught me how to properly care and provide for an infant.
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#3
I was able to rip a man's arms off with my own bare hands thanks to Mortal Kombat. Man, I feel so good.
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#4
I got bit by a werewolf in ElderScrolls: Morrowwind, and... HOWL!!!!
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#5
My Wii Fit called me fat. T_T
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#6
Thanks to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, I can skate like a pro!
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#7
Thanks to games like Doom and Call of Duty, I received a sharpshooter qualification with a sniper rifle.
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#8
Bullet hell shoot 'em ups have made me an unstoppable force to be reckoned with in the sport of dodge ball. >:D

I actually suck at bullet hell games.
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#9
I played Mortal Kombat Trilogy and I learned that if I make a person explode, about six or seven legs would jump out of his/her body and go all over the place! :3
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#10
I've learned to fight thanks to street fighter. XD
SHORYUKEN!
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