Dawn of the Valcrist

[Valcrist]

Here's some stupid shoutbox 'epic' roleplay battle that i've done with DerVVulfman, Wilhelm Millay, and earthboy on 4th December 2008. It's pretty fun, so I decided to make a thread about it. Well, without any further delay, I present you:

Dawn of the Valcrist


Starring:


Valcrist | DerVVulfman | Wilhelm Millay | Earthboy


Guest Star:


Punk | Decibel | Hotspot6

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12/01/2008 7:19 PM - HotSpot6 : Cake is fake. Pie is fly.
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12/02/2008 7:15 AM - Valcrist : So the cake is a lie?
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12/02/2008 8:55 AM - decibel : NO
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12/02/2008 8:55 AM - decibel : IT'S TRUE
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12/03/2008 6:56 AM - *Punk munches pie.
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12/03/2008 8:52 AM - *decibel steals punk's pie
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12/03/2008 8:52 AM - *decibel then poisons it
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12/03/2008 11:52 AM - *Valcrist accidently takes Punk's pie.
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12/03/2008 11:53 AM - *Valcrist is poisoned!
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12/03/2008 11:53 AM - *Valcrist cast Antidote on himself
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12/03/2008 11:55 AM - Valcrist : Not enough MP!
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12/03/2008 11:55 AM - Valcrist : Crud!....
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12/03/2008 12:43 PM - *DerVVulfman starts chanting...
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12/03/2008 12:44 PM - *DerVVulfman then notices the rot from half a day on the corpse.
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12/03/2008 12:44 PM - DerVVulfman : Ewwww.......
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12/03/2008 12:44 PM - *DerVVulfman sees the spell working...
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12/03/2008 12:45 PM - DerVVulfman : ....on what's left of Val..?
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12/03/2008 12:58 PM - DerVVulfman : *meep*
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12/04/2008 12:17 AM - earthboy : just wondering what's actually happened here
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12/04/2008 12:24 AM - DerVVulfman : Well, it looks like decibel poisoned a pie and Val over here ate it and died.
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12/04/2008 12:24 AM - DerVVulfman : I tried chanting on his remains... and that shuffling pile of bones over there is the result.
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12/04/2008 12:34 AM - *earthboy revives Valcrist by the power of Gaia
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12/04/2008 12:47 AM - *Valcrist was revived! But as a Zombie!
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12/04/2008 12:47 AM - *Valcrist is zombified!
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12/04/2008 12:48 AM - *Valcrist bites Earthboy and DerVVulfman
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12/04/2008 12:49 AM - Valcrist : Grawrrr!!
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12/04/2008 12:50 AM - *Wilhelm Millay runs from the zombified Valcrist like a little girl chasing the ice cream truck
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12/04/2008 12:50 AM - *Valcrist chased Wilhelm Millay like a rabies dog
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12/04/2008 12:51 AM - *Wilhelm Millay gets distracted by an actual ice cream truck
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12/04/2008 12:51 AM - Wilhelm Millay : d'oh!
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12/04/2008 12:51 AM - *Valcrist caught Wilhelm and bites his neck off
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12/04/2008 12:51 AM - Valcrist : Hm... Fresh meat...
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12/04/2008 12:54 AM - Wilhelm Millay : fricking oww, my neck.
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12/04/2008 12:55 AM - *Wilhelm Millay googles first aide but gets distracted by a naughty nurse pron site
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12/04/2008 12:55 AM - Valcrist : Rawr!
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12/04/2008 12:56 AM - *Valcrist bites the naughty nurse t**
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12/04/2008 12:57 AM - *earthboy : earthboy goes nuts and started to kiss everything
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12/04/2008 12:58 AM - earthboy : oops... double boy
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12/04/2008 1:12 AM - *Valcrist slaps Earthboy around a little bit with a giant trout... Zombified of course.
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12/04/2008 2:09 AM - DerVVulfman : Ohhhh..... woooozyyyy....
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12/04/2008 2:09 AM - *DerVVulfman looks around at the chaos.
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12/04/2008 2:09 AM - DerVVulfman : DEAR LORD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!
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12/04/2008 2:11 AM - *Valcrist throws the trout to DerVVulman and it lands right in his mouth
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12/04/2008 2:12 AM - Valcrist : Bulls eye!
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12/04/2008 2:12 AM - DerVVulfman : MRFFFFFFGGG!
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12/04/2008 2:13 AM - *Valcrist trying to bite DerVVulman
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12/04/2008 2:13 AM - *DerVVulfman uses his wolf-like agility to jump onto a ledge
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12/04/2008 2:14 AM - *Wilhelm Millay runs around naked so no one tries to bite him
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12/04/2008 2:14 AM - *Valcrist spits an acid puke to DerVVulfman
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12/04/2008 2:15 AM - *Valcrist spits Wilhelm too
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12/04/2008 2:15 AM - *DerVVulfman leaps to another ledge
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12/04/2008 2:15 AM - DerVVulfman : Where's that bed o mine.
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12/04/2008 2:16 AM - DerVVulfman : Acid eh?
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12/04/2008 2:17 AM - Valcrist : Like zombies in Metal Slug 3 :P
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12/04/2008 2:17 AM - *DerVVulfman looks for Wilhelm's ice cream truck.
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12/04/2008 2:17 AM - DerVVulfman : Ah....
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12/04/2008 2:17 AM - DerVVulfman : Thanks... I need two gallons of fudge ripple.
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12/04/2008 2:17 AM - *DerVVulfman pays $20.
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12/04/2008 2:18 AM - *Valcrist pretends to be an ice cream seller
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - DerVVulfman : :wacko: :ggrin:
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - *Valcrist bites DerVVulman's hands off
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - *DerVVulfman dumps both gallons of ice cream into Valcrist's mouth.
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - DerVVulfman : YOUCH!
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - Valcrist : :ggrin:
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12/04/2008 2:19 AM - DerVVulfman : Well... one was busted anyway.
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12/04/2008 2:20 AM - DerVVulfman : Acids and bases... that ice cream should prevent that dang acid spit.
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12/04/2008 2:21 AM - *Wilhelm Millay rolls around naked in the ice cream
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12/04/2008 2:21 AM - Wilhelm Millay : dont you hate it when you're having an epic battle and one guy refuses to get dressed? :D
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12/04/2008 2:21 AM - *Valcrist ate them all. Some ice cream drips from Valcrist wound
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12/04/2008 2:22 AM - DerVVulfman : Didn't I see that in Catch 22?
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12/04/2008 2:22 AM - *Valcrist accidentally ate Wilhelm Millay
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12/04/2008 2:23 AM - DerVVulfman : Aw... *DerVVulfman disappears in a cloud of red vapor* ... goodnight.
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12/04/2008 2:23 AM - *Wilhelm Millay tastes like chicken
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12/04/2008 2:23 AM - DerVVulfman : Gotta work tomorrow.
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12/04/2008 2:23 AM - Wilhelm Millay : g'night
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12/04/2008 2:23 AM - Valcrist : :gmad:
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12/04/2008 2:24 AM - Valcrist : G'night.
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12/04/2008 2:25 AM - *Valcrist throws Wilhelm Millay. He didn't taste good.
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12/04/2008 2:25 AM - *Valcrist is wandering around, looking for a new victim
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12/04/2008 2:26 AM - *Wilhelm Millay does his victory pose
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12/04/2008 2:27 AM - *Valcrist farts at Wilhelm Millay. The acid gas knocked him out.
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12/04/2008 2:29 AM - *Wilhelm Millay passes out from toxic gas for the 3rd time today. (first time not self-inflicted)
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12/04/2008 2:30 AM - *Valcrist goes away and vanishes into the sunset
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12/04/2008 2:31 AM - *Wilhelm Millay wakes up naked and alone again, with another odd dream of zombies and ice cream
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12/04/2008 2:32 AM - Wilhelm Millay : again!?!? stupid drugs.
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12/04/2008 2:33 AM - Valcrist : lolz
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Peace! ;D