Have You Met My Friend?

[Kristovski]

OK, so the idea of this game is pretend you're at a bar and you're wingmanning for the next poster. Make up crazy stuff about them to get them laid. I'll go first.


Have you met my friend? They just got back from the vet after saving a newborn litter of squirrels.

[MetalRenard]

OMG I love How I met Your Mother XD!!!
Any way...

Have you met my friend? He's spent his day singing christmas carols at the old people's home. He does it very year. It just brings tears of joy to his eyes to see all those old folk happy...

[Kristovski]

And I'll tell ya, my throat is sore and ready for a drink from it.

Have you met my friend? They just got back from Ethiopia after passing sandwiches out across the Serengeti.

[computerwizoo7]

bar girls... getting laid... illegal...