Short Jokes

[masonhyla]

My Thai girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life.
She may be right,but i'd still prefer it if she didn't have one.


I found my nan dead in bed 2day.I was gutted.I put my arms around her and held her,tears running down my face...As i held her i noticed she was naked in her bed!
I got kind of turned on and ended up fucking her....just as i was about 2 cum in her arse she shouted BOO!!!...what sort of sick twisted cunt pretends 2 be dead? 4 fuck sake.


Vodafone security division has been monitoring your phone and would like to kindly remind you that the vibrating unit is not for anal use. So stop!


Between the ages of 16 and 18 she is like africa virgin and unexplored
between 19 and 35 shes like asia hot an exotic
between 35 and 45 she is like america fully explored breathtakenly beautfull and free with her resourses
between 46 and 56 she is like europe exhausted but still has points of interest after 56 she is like australia everybody knows its down there but who gives a dam

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[KasperKalamity]

did you hear the magician? he was walking down the street one day and turned into a store.

[ClockworkAngel]

Stationary Shop Moves. n.n

[MetalRenard]

The same guy goes into the same bar every night. Orders a drink, drinks it, looks at his pocket for a few seconds, orders another drink and so on. Then after 2 hours, he gets up and leaves.
After a week, the bartender asks him what he's doing. He replies:
"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I don't go home until she looks pretty."

[ClockworkAngel]

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a pint of beer and asks the barman how much it is.
"For you sir... No charge~" Says the barman.
>.>"

[cosmickitty]

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

[KasperKalamity]

Bartender says "we don't serve your kind" then a tachyon walks into a bar.

[Waddle Dee]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[KasperKalamity]

what's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

a jazz huitarist plays 3000 chords in front of 3 people, a rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of 3000 people