Wish Corrupter!
#61
granted, you die in your sleep.

I wish that I knew everything
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#62
(02-25-2011, 12:49 AM)Kore Wrote: granted, you die in your sleep.

I wish that I knew everything
Ok ,however the knowledge makes the world boring and you end up jumping off a building.
I wish That I had bigger boobs, and the perfection of my body and newly acquired tits cannot be corrupted.

My collection of music :Bandcamp

" being a punk isnt about just being a nihilistic violent antiauthority protestor, its about valuing people over some systemic machine. if the machine works for everyone then it is not authority, if it works for few, it is. the role of bigotry is then to convince you a machine that works for few works for all, while a machine that works for all is communism." 

my discord handle: RD (\(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)/)
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#63
Granted. But the effect of your wish accidentally resurrects Bob the Gorilla!!! He's right behind you.

I wish for an M41a Pulse Rifle.

Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)

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#64
(02-25-2011, 05:46 AM)DerVVulfman Wrote: Granted. But the effect of your wish accidentally resurrects Bob the Gorilla!!! He's right behind you.

I wish for an M41a Pulse Rifle.
Ok But, It Jams when Bob attacks you...And eats it.
I wish For a TABLE.

My collection of music :Bandcamp

" being a punk isnt about just being a nihilistic violent antiauthority protestor, its about valuing people over some systemic machine. if the machine works for everyone then it is not authority, if it works for few, it is. the role of bigotry is then to convince you a machine that works for few works for all, while a machine that works for all is communism." 

my discord handle: RD (\(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)/)
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#65
Wish Mashine is brokened and gived you a TABEL.

I want to turn into a creature from Darkspore.
"The things I always protect never change!" - Sakata Gintoki, Gintama.
"Two people dying separately? No. If we die, we'll die together." - Suigintou, Rozen Maiden.
And sorry for my mistakes in English words, if I do it.
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#66
granted but you can only transform for one day a decade and the rest of the time you look like a goomba.

I wish for infinite peanut-butter!
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#67
(02-25-2011, 04:50 PM)MetalRenard Wrote: granted but you can only transform for one day a decade and the rest of the time you look like a goomba.

I wish for infinite peanut-butter!
Granted however You get a milk intolerance.
I wish for a webcam!
My collection of music :Bandcamp

" being a punk isnt about just being a nihilistic violent antiauthority protestor, its about valuing people over some systemic machine. if the machine works for everyone then it is not authority, if it works for few, it is. the role of bigotry is then to convince you a machine that works for few works for all, while a machine that works for all is communism." 

my discord handle: RD (\(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)/)
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#68
Granted, but it follows you everywhere. Especially when you're embarrasingly drunk.
I wish my laptop battery had a better life
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#69
Granted but to do that you had to ask aliens to help. They thought it would be funny to install a hyper intelligent know-it-all AI at the same time so now you can't do anything apart from researching advanced maths and chemistry.
I wish for my very own psychedelic hamster.
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#70
(02-26-2011, 12:47 AM)MetalRenard Wrote: Granted but to do that you had to ask aliens to help. They thought it would be funny to install a hyper intelligent know-it-all AI at the same time so now you can't do anything apart from researching advanced maths and chemistry.
I wish for my very own psychedelic hamster.
Granted But your also sadled with Loli Companions as a harem.Getting you in all kinds of legal trouble.
I Wish for An Awesome Coffee cup and some whole rich untainted bag of the best coffee ever.
My collection of music :Bandcamp

" being a punk isnt about just being a nihilistic violent antiauthority protestor, its about valuing people over some systemic machine. if the machine works for everyone then it is not authority, if it works for few, it is. the role of bigotry is then to convince you a machine that works for few works for all, while a machine that works for all is communism." 

my discord handle: RD (\(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)/)
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