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granted, you die in your sleep.
I wish that I knew everything
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(02-25-2011, 12:49 AM)Kore Wrote: granted, you die in your sleep.
I wish that I knew everything
Ok ,however the knowledge makes the world boring and you end up jumping off a building.
I wish That I had bigger boobs, and the perfection of my body and newly acquired tits cannot be corrupted.
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Granted. But the effect of your wish accidentally resurrects Bob the Gorilla!!! He's right behind you.
I wish for an M41a Pulse Rifle.
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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(02-25-2011, 05:46 AM)DerVVulfman Wrote: Granted. But the effect of your wish accidentally resurrects Bob the Gorilla!!! He's right behind you.
I wish for an M41a Pulse Rifle.
Ok But, It Jams when Bob attacks you...And eats it.
I wish For a TABLE.
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Wish Mashine is brokened and gived you a TABEL.
I want to turn into a creature from Darkspore.
"The things I always protect never change!" - Sakata Gintoki, Gintama.
"Two people dying separately? No. If we die, we'll die together." - Suigintou, Rozen Maiden.
And sorry for my mistakes in English words, if I do it.
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granted but you can only transform for one day a decade and the rest of the time you look like a goomba.
I wish for infinite peanut-butter!
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(02-25-2011, 04:50 PM)MetalRenard Wrote: granted but you can only transform for one day a decade and the rest of the time you look like a goomba.
I wish for infinite peanut-butter!
Granted however You get a milk intolerance.
I wish for a webcam!
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Granted, but it follows you everywhere. Especially when you're embarrasingly drunk.
I wish my laptop battery had a better life
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Granted but to do that you had to ask aliens to help. They thought it would be funny to install a hyper intelligent know-it-all AI at the same time so now you can't do anything apart from researching advanced maths and chemistry.
I wish for my very own psychedelic hamster.
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(02-26-2011, 12:47 AM)MetalRenard Wrote: Granted but to do that you had to ask aliens to help. They thought it would be funny to install a hyper intelligent know-it-all AI at the same time so now you can't do anything apart from researching advanced maths and chemistry.
I wish for my very own psychedelic hamster.
Granted But your also sadled with Loli Companions as a harem.Getting you in all kinds of legal trouble.
I Wish for An Awesome Coffee cup and some whole rich untainted bag of the best coffee ever.