Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

As a public service we thought we should print the following FAQ provided by the Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Staff.

Q:

My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny looking lines all over the screen.

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off.

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

What's the shortcut for Undo?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I create an empty New Document Window?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I Exit without Saving?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work?

A:

Stop shaking the damn thing!!