07-04-2020, 03:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-04-2020, 03:57 AM by DerVVulfman.)
A phone call I received yesterday:
ME: Hello?
HIM: Hello, My name is Steve Rogers, and I am calling you because your copy of Microsoft Windows is about to expire.
ME: (pause) You say your name is Steve Rogers?
HIM: Yes?
ME: Steve Rogers. Captain America. And with a Hindu accent....
HIM: >*CLICK*<
ME: Hello?
HIM: Hello, My name is Steve Rogers, and I am calling you because your copy of Microsoft Windows is about to expire.
ME: (pause) You say your name is Steve Rogers?
HIM: Yes?
ME: Steve Rogers. Captain America. And with a Hindu accent....
HIM: >*CLICK*<