MONSTER ON WHEELS

[DerVVulfman]

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.

MONSTER ON WHEELS

by DaIVIaJa

Our party was chasing a guy down for the Church and the entire module had been based around this chase. Anyways we ended up coming to a gateway he jumped through so we followed him through the portal.

Anyways our 5 person party came through the other side and the DM says…..

DM – Your standing on a long stretch of hard rock that’s very smooth.

Paladin – What do we see around us

DM – As far as you can see is grasslands, its night-time and very dark.

DM – You also see a large moving object charging towards you full speed down the long stretch of rock. Its huge, with one glowing white eye, breathe smoke and roaring at you very loudly.

Paladin – I draw my sword and charge!!!!

DM – (shakes his head) (rolls some dice) Paladin, your dead.

Paladin – WHAT THE HELL?

Comes to find out, we had stepped through a portal into present time and the thing charging down the (highway) was an 18 wheeler with a headlight blown blowing its horn for them to get off the road. He charged the 18 wheeler and it ran over him and killed him.