Kyonides and His One Shots

[kyonides]

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Fourth Story

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What Actually Happens to the Moon and the Stars

by Kyonides

You might have read a hideous author's hypothesis by now and that makes me worry about your wellbeing indeed. How did you take him seriously? It's impossible no matter how much you fiddle with those crazy ideas!

Stars laugh at the moon the whole time! They don't care about a satellite that gets nudged by envious travellers that mimic her orbit only to get bored and leave the solar system as soon as possible.

Poor moon! She has got used to bullying ever since she was born. Every so often she had to endure the stars' piercing attacks for millennia. Gladly they haven't sent any nuclear bomb her way as of yet!

The sun has tried to cheer her up to no avail, she is growing colder and colder every minute that passes. Will she retaliate against the earth? You might think it is highly unlikely but it might happen some day. Fine, let us say that is not even possible. Nonetheless, we got to convince her of denouncing all of those pesky abusers at once. Yes, I realize we will have a hard time making her wake up and realize she has no good reason to live as a helpless victim for the rest of her live.

In their defense, stars have claimed as of recent that she is a hypocrite and is hiding something from both the sun and the earth. What are they all blabbing about now!?

Vagabond satellite Galileo on the Moon's current state, Year 2052