750+ things Mr. Welch can no longer do in a RPG - Part II

[kyonides]

636. Leave the quest target behind because she's sarcastic.
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640. Demand tips from Abyssals.
641. Deliver the wrong pizza to Abyssals.
642. Deliver the correct pizza to Abyssals.

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647. Make lists of things more unworthy than failing to tip the pizza delivery boy.
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661. Use illusionary weaponry. Or make-believe weapons.
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667. Be citrus fruit.
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669. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow... or redirect secondary power through the flux capacitor.
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673. Load themselves into catapults.
674. Summon Deathlords.
675. Impersonate geology.
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677. Park airships in Golden Gate Park.
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679. Use 20th-century battleships to cloak their soulsteel flying devices.

What's the authors' darn problem with  pizza!?
Also #661 would provoke a series of strokes among some Marylanders, especially the politicians.
 to 667.
 What's McFly gonna do now!?
 I guess the guy that forbid number 673 hasn't heard about cannon fodder ever.
 I didn't know Arthas would be there as well...
Be thankful they didn't choose to impersonate  or  or even  
Crap!  That was something I'd love to do if possible.
 I guess that's a goodbye to Macross and Robotech...