Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support
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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support

As a public service we thought we should print the following FAQ provided by the Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Staff.

Q:
My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted display.
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny looking lines all over the screen.
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off.
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
What's the shortcut for Undo?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I create an empty New Document Window?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I Exit without Saving?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent me from doing my art project.
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:
Pick it up and shake it.

Q:
How do I keep from losing my Etch-A-Sketch documents in the middle of my work?
A:
Stop shaking the damn thing!!
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)

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Ah, that's great. Trying to figure out if the answer for the third one was left blank on purpose or not, Lol.
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