Yo mama!
#1
Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her, but I went out of gas.
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#2
Your mum is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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#3
Your mum is so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and jumps from a skyscraper, everyone thinks the sun has set (don't know if it's grammatical right, just translated it xD)
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#4
Your mum's so stupid, she stayed in the grocery store for a day staring at a gallon of orange juice just because it said "concentrate".
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#5
Lols XD
This is old, but classic:
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
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#6
xD
Your mum is so fat, she has to zoom out in google earth an make a screenshot for a passport photo.
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#7
Your mom is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
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#8
Your mum is so fat, 3 other mums are circling in her orbit.
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#9
Yo mama so black, that I tired to giver a ride home last night and the cops pulled me over for tinted windows.
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#10
Yo mamas so old aristotle wrote the very first yo mama joke... about yo mama.
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