Video games have corrupted me... again. D:

[PK8]

Alright, let's parody how people claim that video games can teach you how to do things... such as how First Person Shooters can teach you how to shoot a gun.

Example: "I learned how to wrestle through playing Smackdown vs. Raw!"

Infamous has me playing an everyman... who developed powers based around electricity. With the power of electricity, I will be able to climb walls, fall from great heights unscathed and unbroken, and finally... I get to heal people with my powers without the need of useless technology. D:

[Tal]

Babyz has taught me how to properly care and provide for an infant.

[PK8]

I was able to rip a man's arms off with my own bare hands thanks to Mortal Kombat. Man, I feel so good.

[DerVVulfman]

I got bit by a werewolf in ElderScrolls: Morrowwind, and... HOWL!!!!

[PK8]

My Wii Fit called me fat. T_T

[PK8]

Thanks to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, I can skate like a pro!

[DerVVulfman]

Thanks to games like Doom and Call of Duty, I received a sharpshooter qualification with a sniper rifle.

[PK8]

Bullet hell shoot 'em ups have made me an unstoppable force to be reckoned with in the sport of dodge ball. >:D

I actually suck at bullet hell games.

[PK8]

I played Mortal Kombat Trilogy and I learned that if I make a person explode, about six or seven legs would jump out of his/her body and go all over the place! :3

[SP27]

I've learned to fight thanks to street fighter. XD
SHORYUKEN!