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**deValdr** · 02-23-2010, 07:13 PM

Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her, but I went out of gas.

**PK8** · 02-23-2010, 07:15 PM

Your mum is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

**Ace** · 02-23-2010, 07:43 PM

Your mum is so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and jumps from a skyscraper, everyone thinks the sun has set (don't know if it's grammatical right, just translated it xD)

**PK8** · 02-23-2010, 07:47 PM

Your mum's so stupid, she stayed in the grocery store for a day staring at a gallon of orange juice just because it said "concentrate".

**deValdr** · 02-23-2010, 07:53 PM

Lols XD
This is old, but classic:
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

**Ace** · 02-23-2010, 07:54 PM

xD
Your mum is so fat, she has to zoom out in google earth an make a screenshot for a passport photo.

**Captain Wow** · 02-23-2010, 10:36 PM

Your mom is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

**Ace** · 02-23-2010, 10:44 PM

Your mum is so fat, 3 other mums are circling in her orbit.

**No ID** · 03-01-2010, 06:26 AM

Yo mama so black, that I tired to giver a ride home last night and the cops pulled me over for tinted windows.

**Wyatt** · 03-01-2010, 02:25 PM

Yo mamas so old aristotle wrote the very first yo mama joke... about yo mama.

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