What's up, Kainers?!

[Bounty Hunter Lani]

La la la la la...




I'll just leave this here... 

[DerVVulfman]

Okay... So.... Trump didn't raise the $6mil for the Veterans. He raised $5.6 and actually sent it out. In his recent rally, he actually read off the list of who got what. And to top it off, none of the raised money went anywhere but to the Veteran organizations! At the same time, more money is coming in and the Veteran organizations have to be Vetted before the funds can be given.

Seriously, news medias jumped on his coming short, claiming in some cases he was only halfway there. Clearly, they didn't have all the facts... shoddy journalism.

But hey, guess who was there? HILARITY CLINTON! If only by having couched and organized a shoddy protest.

Oh, it was expected there would be some stupid protest. And while they tried to make it look like some spontaneous affair, it wasn't. A spokesman for the protesters tried to cover it up, claiming that they weren't part of any campaign or organization, but he stated later that they sought the Clinton campaign for press contacts. Eventually the spokesman couldn't keep lying and admitted that it was an organized protest that was orchestrated by the Clinton Campaign.

It took one of the veteran organizers to state that the protest was "An astroturfed political stunt rather than an expression of grassroots outrage."

[Kain Nobel]

Disclaimer : I am not endorsing John McAfee for president; I'm merely posting the fact that he's even running for president.

Yes, you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen! Or "folks" as many politicians like to call ya'll. John McAfee is running as a 3rd party Libertarian. Yes, John McAfee, the anti-virus guy. What can this mean for our country?



Such an original slogan! Oh, it's a George Washington quote? Okay, that's cool I guess. Pretend patriotism is just fake patriotism; sort of like the Bernie Bros that like to burn flags.



Anyways, John McAfee has released a bombastic campaign video, one that I assume took all the bath salts to produce.


(Epilepsy warning : This video contains flashing lights and might give you an epileptic seizure, especially if you've recently snorted or smoked bath salts. Even if you haven't just snorted or smoked some bath salts, you might want to consult a doctor before, during and after watching this video just to be sure your reality isn't one completely bath-salt-soaked epileptic seizure.)

Do you need help uninstalling your McAfee Anti-Virus?



If you're still stuck, consult your local neck-beard computer wizard; they may know... or not. Does anybody still use McCafe? Err... McAfee?

Accomplishments and Other Facts About John McAfee

• Created McAfee Anti-Virus.
  
• Can (supposedly) unlock iPhones with a single glance.
  
• He is not Small Hands Donald Trump.
  
• He is not Crooked Hillary Clinton.
  
• He is not Comrade Bernie Sanders.
  
• He is probably not related to the Bush family.
  
• He's more well known than Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. (Gary who?)
  
• Worked as a computer programmer for NASA.
  
• At least he won't fuck with your 2nd Amendment!
  
• Would probably legalize like all the drugs guys... all the drugs! (Maybe.)
  
• Wasn't charged for murdering his neighbor in Belize.
  
• Helped out impoverished 3rd world teenage girls by letting them stay at his Belize mansion.
  
• He was either creating medicine or illegal drugs in one of his previous compounds.
  
• He's a fucking party animal that likes to live life on the edge.
  
• He's a million dollar playboy entrepreneur extraordinaire.
  
• He's probably more paranoid and delusional than you are (unless it's all an act).

More Info for 2016 Libertarian Presidential Candidate John McAfee



Is he a hero? Is he a lunatic? Is he an eccentric genius? Is he high on bath salts? Is he more presidential than the rest of the candidates?

That's for you to decide.

Trivia : My avatar is based on a cross between John MacAleese of the Secret Air Service (RIP) and John McAfee of Anti-Virus fame. He is a fictional character named Mack for my hiatus project Echoside. I created this avatar long before I knew McAfee was running for president. I will probably revisit this avatar shortly and clean it up a bit out of respect.

[Kain Nobel]

Zero Hedge beat me to the punch.



I believe HeyJackass! paints a more accurate picture of the reality of life in Chicago. Of course, when you live in a libtard hell hole, a shooting down the block becomes just another case of the Mondays; I'd call it the new normal but I'm assuming it's always been normal since the Valentine's Day massacre back in 1929.

Overall, you have to give government legislators and law enforcement some credit as gun crime has been down, nationally, since the 80's and 90's. Also, give people credit for not shooting each other as much as they used to.



But what the hell has gone wrong in 2016? It's not just Chicago, nationally things are getting much worse and the year hasn't even finished yet. People are getting more desperate. Locally, I've seen more businesses closed and more people without jobs. Where one business closes, another title loans or check cashing place opens up. Alternatively, I see lots of "Space Available" signs, and they just sit. When I visited Las Vegas last week, once you leave the strip, there are so many houses that are abandoned, fenced in and boarded up.

How is that economic recovery going? Even if I was a millionaire living in the city, doing well for myself, I'd still be able to see many places are closing and the homeless population is growing. Lots of new homeless people.

I had a liberal friend from Chicago tell me that her city isn't as bad as media makes it out to be; that it is all a myth. I'm not sure if she honest-to-god believes that line of BS but numbers tell a tragic story. She did go on to say that Englewood takes the most credit and makes the rest of the city look bad.



Okay, she has a point. Sort of. She must live in one of the blue or orange zones. If this info-graphic is to be believed, there doesn't appear to be many police-involved shootings except for Garfield Park.



There does appear to be many justice involved youths with nothing much to do though.



Ah, a voice of reason!

Okay, so maybe Chicago wasn't the murder capital of the United States last year; that credit goes to East St. Louis. As in, East St. Louis, Illinois. As for St. Louis, Missouri; they placed 3rd highest US murder rate. I wonder what the numbers will reflect at the end of this year.

What a tragic headline : Fatal shooting of boy, 15, closes deadliest May in Chicago in 21 years.



It's okay Obama, keep stuttering about Donald Trump's tweets. Nobody knows what the hell to do about the meltdowns of Chicago, Ferguson, Baltimore, etc. The water crisis in Flint? Kind of hard to walk that pony back into the stable...



Those people are going to have to relocate, that town will have to be leveled to the ground and rebuilt from new. Good luck replacing all that lead plumbing.

[Kain Nobel]

You can't tell me ALL Hillary Clinton supporters are THIS delusional...






Thankfully this is just a social experiment, I don't think she's proposed any of the above mentioned things, but the fact that people would be dumb enough to vote for her if she did is even more frightening and depressing.




The same all-inclusive bleeding heart libtards who are all for gay weddings and transgender bathrooms also have no clue what Sharia Law entails nor how non-inclusive it is apparently. The above CNN video doesn't show the graphic nature of it, but people can look for themselves into the matter, just go to Live Leak for full effect.

So maybe Hillary isn't that bad. Some of her supporters don't bring me much hope for humanity though.

[DerVVulfman]

Unfortunately, people ARE this delusional.

Don't forget another social experiment occurred where someone asked students to sign a petition to repeal the 1st Amendment so they could feel safe that no one had the right to say anything bad about THEM. These college students didn't understand they were giving up THEIR rights, even the right to petition.

And I'm in a fairly Democratic state. While there are plenty of people here that were fed up with our Liberal Governor ( O'Mallard..er.. O'Malley), others literally do not care about Hillary's history with Barry Goldwater, Watergate, Whitegate, Benghazi and the Server crimes. Instead, they laugh it off and say she is already the president. Hell, even with proof of her past in front of them, they refuse to accept it, much like a Flat Earth person denying the world is round.

[Bounty Hunter Lani]

I think the ignorance comes from the Clinton family's mastery of the "That's old news, move on!" line.

Look at every scandal, she's and her people have done it.

Hillary: "At this point, what difference does it make?"
Some dude defending her: "Dude, Benghazi happened 2 years ago! Who cares?!"

Unfortunate that the tactic works SO WELL, but if the FBI indicts, she can't do her Jedi mind tricks on them.

Hillary: "These are not the emails you are looking for."
FBI Agent: "But it is..."
Hillary: "Those are for a wedding!"
FBI Agent: "But it's clearly top-secret information being sent through an unsecured server you never had permission to use, therefore breaking the rules..."
Hillary: "These are not the emails you are loo-- Hey, why the handcuff, bub?!"

[Kain Nobel]

What makes me sick is... well, Zimmerman got off. The cops that were responsible for "loosie cigarette on the corner" Freddy Grey got off. There are some other "shoot a black man in the back" folks who got away without charges, too. Cops playing judge, jury and executioner. There are certain things I don't like about the Black Lives Matter movement, but I at least understand why it is happening and can sympathize with it.

These are the kind of folks that most of the angry people in our country protest over and, for the most part, rightfully so. The kind of folks that trigger a Black Lives Matter riot. The kind of folks that whip SJWs into a frothing at the mouth frenzy.

"What does any of this have to do with Hillary Clinton," you ask? Oh, it's just part of making my point. Allow me to continue...

If Clinton gets away without being charged for anything, I doubt there will be protests. Maybe a couple of angry white folks will shake their fist and go to the bar, but no protests. CNN and MSNBC will probably have cake, party poppers, balloons, confetti, a big celebration, wine, music, dancing. Government will declare it National Clinton Day or something.

They didn't find Zimmerman guilty, so they'll most likely let Clinton walk too, regardless. Doesn't mean she's innocent, oh no, they like to let criminals walk these days. It might just mean that our government is filled with so many criminals that taking her down would mean a whole lot of others would be going down with her; Cheney, Bush, Albright, etc. It would probably trigger a long term government shut down. I wish they'd just hurry up and rip that band-aid off, we've got too many Benedict Arnolds as of lately.

The inmates are running the asylum guys. You can't keep your doctor but you better hold on to your guns and your rights, hang on to what's left as tightly as you can.



Then again... maybe she's the criminal we need? Maybe Mrs. Clinton will bring prosperity back to the country. I doubt it. I'm still not voting for her but I'm mentally preparing for her, just in case. Doesn't mean I like it; I don't trust her to run a charity, let alone a country or the military.

[Kain Nobel]

Tonight, I'm not talking about politics or the state of the country, no siree. I can't sit here all depressed about how geo-politically fucked we are all the time, nor how horrible of a witch Hillary Clinton is.


(I mean that literally and figuratively. She might actually be a witch - not one of the good ones, an evil one. Please don't hex me.)

It's funny, a couple weeks ago I had the most random of thoughts; what the heck happened to Richard Simmons?

When I was in 4th grade I had braces and whenever it was too hard for me to eat lunch at school my mom would take me to Taco Bell to get some Meximelts since they were nice and soft. Those sound so fucking delicious right now! Seriously, if you haven't had a Meximelt from Taco Bell, at least once, you're not living and deserve to be slapped. They're so simple yet so delicious; tortilla, meat, three cheese blend and some pico de gallo.


(Pictured : Delicious)

Anyways, one of the custodians at my school when I was a kid looked like Richard Simmons. He looked, talked, walked and acted like Richard Simmons. He always rode this funny looking mountain bike to Taco Bell for lunch and even dressed like Simmons, I thought it was hilarious. I was that rude kid that would point and laugh and wave like an asshole. Matter of fact, I thought he was Simmons himself at one point. Twin brother maybe? A clone? Are there multiples of Richard Simmons clones walking around in the world these days? Who knows...


(Pictured : Richard Simmons? Or that weird school custodian? Maybe both. Maybe they're the same person.)

The funny thing though is whenever I think of some obscure celebrity, or somebody who looks like a celebrity, said celebrity pops up in a news article out of nowhere.



And apparently Richard Simmons has transitioned into a woman. Who would've known? It sounds like he, err... she is going through a bit of emotional trauma. Regardless I hope the best for Simmons as well as that school custodian I used to make fun of. Both are wonderful people.

I am having a serious Meximelt craving now. I haven't had a Meximelt in YEARS. You can bet your bottom dollar I'm getting one tomorrow! Oh man, they're so delicious and I don't even understand WHY... they just are!


(Pictured : Delicious. And my fridge is empty so I can't make a DIY Meximelt right now. It's pissing me off.)

[Kain Nobel]

Rest in peace to those who lost their lives in an Orlando, Florida night club last night. Love to you and your families in this moment of tragedy.



Omar Mateen is a fucking coward and didn't even have the decency to kill himself after the attack. Now he's in custody and will probably be protected from the general prison population like the little bitch he is. He will get no honor, not even from the extremists whom he was trying to appease, they will laugh at him for still being alive to tell the tale. Then again, who am I kidding, he might be thrown into the beach-side hotel suite known as Gitmo where he can be with all his role models.

No 72 virgins for you buddy, may somebody find a way to sodomize you while you're in solitary confinement if Allah wills it.

So how's that NSA and DHS working out? TSA? Incompetent as usual, the national insecurity welfare state. They claim these jokers spy on everyone and have everybody's information - I doubt it, smoke and mirrors folks. How many attacks have they stopped so far? About as many as me - NONE.

Oh, he was on a terror watch list but still able to purchase a firearm. REALLY? I'm sure all that "common sense gun control" they've been talking about is going to become an oxymoron, a parody of what it should be. I'm all for "common sense" but these comedian legislators are kind of lacking in the common sense department.

I wish we could defund these clowns and give it to people who do legitimate police work. Where these alphabet agencies fail, at least we've got real law enforcement investigators on the case, FBI included. They may not stop all the crime and terror, but at least they do something of tangible value.

It's too bad the prison industrial complex can't throw this clown out to the dogs and let 'em have it!

Just because you're gay doesn't mean it's bad to arm yourself - we've got these "justice involved youths" from the "religion of peace" who absolutely hate homosexuals, I'm not even surprised this happened. Matter of fact, it's been officially predicted and announced that summer attacks were going to go down, so it might be a good idea to purchase a concealable firearm and get some proper safety training. I'm just sayin'. YOU are the first responder, YOU are responsible for your safety and security, police, FBI and SWAT can only do so much after the fact. They're not perfect either but, without them, I'd imagine things would be much worse out here.

I love you all, stay safe and have a good rest of the week.