Pun Dexterity +4

[DerVVulfman]

Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.

Pun Dexterity +4

I’m part of a group of gamers that play tabletop RPGs online via voice chat and such. We’re playing a game where my character has a small swarm of spiders that she can talk to and understand. We’re meeting with a couple of supernatural NPCs over a delicious lunch and my character’s spiders have their own meal.

Game Master: She’s laid out a wonderful meal for everybody. All of your favorites seem to have been prepared.

Player: Wait, all of our favorites?

Game Master: Yes, even [my character’s name]’s spiders are getting treated to something special. Though their food is a little on the insecty side.

The Game Master pauses and realizes she just accidentally punned “insecticide” to describe my spiders’ lunch.

Game Master: No… wait. I didn’t mean…

Player: *bursts out laughing hysterically*

Me: Ow, I’ve taken pun damage.