The Sword Of Literal Names
11-20-2021, 03:25 AM
Trust me guys, I didn't come up with this.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.
I got this from a website recounting pen-n-paper RPG stories.
Unfortunately, no names were attributed.
The Sword Of Literal Names
I’m playing a tabletop RPG with some friends when we find some loot. Our wizard identifies a magical sword.
Dungeon Master: It's a sword of disintegration!
Me: I take the sword.
Dungeon Master: It immediately crumbles into a small pile of dust. It disintegrated...
Me: ...I don’t know what I expected.
Dungeon Master: It's a sword of disintegration!
Me: I take the sword.
Dungeon Master: It immediately crumbles into a small pile of dust. It disintegrated...
Me: ...I don’t know what I expected.
Up is down, left is right and sideways is straight ahead. - Cord "Circle of Iron", 1978 (written by Bruce Lee and James Coburn... really...)
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